Drunk Quote Of The Day
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
–Dave Barry (1947 – ), “The Taming of the Screw”
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Linsay Lohan’s Body Double Replacement…
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George Michael, asleep at the wheel again
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Britney Spears Is A Stupid Sorry Drunk Drinking A Margarita In Her Car
Not that I don’t always have an open drink in my car, but I’m not usually followed around by 1000 papparazzi.. Not usually.
[Celebslam]
Drunk Quote Of The Day
Slash sat me down at his house and said, You’ve got to clean up your act. You know you’ve gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you’ve got to get into rehab.
Charlie Sheen
Kiefer Sutherland Is Still A Sorry Drunk.. But Now With A DUI
So good to have him back.. Could’ve waited a few months though to at least help promote 24. He’ll definitely get a slap on the wrist from FOX for that.
[Via AP] LOS ANGELES – Kiefer Sutherland was arrested early Tuesday on misdemeanor drunken driving charges after failing a field sobriety test, police officials said.
The actor was pulled over at about 1:10 a.m. in West Los Angeles after officers spotted him making an illegal U-turn, said Officer Kevin Maiberger.
Sutherland, 40, tested over the state’s legal blood alcohol limit of .08 percent, and was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence, Officer Karen Smith said.
He was released around 4 a.m. after posting $25,000 bail, according to Sheriff’s Department records.
Maiberger said Sutherland was scheduled to appear in court Oct. 16.
Sutherland won a best actor Emmy Award last year for his role as agent Jack Bauer on the Fox TV series “24.” The series is set to return to the air in January.
Video: Spiders On Drugs
“Building webs is for suckas!!”
