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	<title>SorryIGotDrunk &#187; twitter</title>
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		<title>Twitter Contest Update: 5 Free Disposable Flasks to Random New Follower!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 22:03:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lou</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sorry Drunk News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once we hit 300 followers, I&#8217;ll randomly pick a winner from #270 on. (That&#8217;s where we were when I started the contest.)* So go follow us at &#60;a href=&#8221;http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk&#8221;&#62;http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk&#60;/a&#62; and]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once we hit 300 followers, I&#8217;ll randomly pick a winner from #270 on. (That&#8217;s where we were when I started the contest.)*</p>
<p>So go follow us at &lt;a href=&#8221;http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk&#8221;&gt;http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk&lt;/a&gt; and spread the word and if I find out you referred the winner, maybe I&#8217;ll even send you a couple flasks of your own! Sweet, Beautiful, <a href="http://disposableflasks.com">Disposable Flasks</a>! <a href="http://www.sorryigotdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/disposable-flasks.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3354" title="disposable-flasks" src="http://www.sorryigotdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/disposable-flasks.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="200" /></a>*At this blistering pace, the contest should be over sometime mid 2012.</p>
<p>/sarcasm</p>
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		<title>Major Garrett is a Sorry Drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 20:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not a fan of Fox News. That shouldn&#8217;t need to be explained. Kind of like I&#8217;m not a fan of having my limbs ripped off in slow motion while]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not a fan of Fox News. That shouldn&#8217;t need to be explained. Kind of like I&#8217;m not a fan of having my limbs ripped off in slow motion while being forced to listen to Celine Dion. But that being said, I must say I&#8217;m now a fan of Major Garrett. And no, that&#8217;s not some side character from &#8220;I Dream of Jeannie,&#8221; he is the White House correspondent for FNC and when he travels Europe and drinks and reports, he twitters about the whole thing. Here&#8217;s an example..</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sorryigotdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/MAJOR-TWO.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3348" title="MAJOR-TWO" src="http://www.sorryigotdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/MAJOR-TWO.jpg" alt="" width="483" height="257" /></a></p>
<p>There&#8217;s more where that came from.. Check out the rest of his excellent drunk tweets over at HuffPo..</p>
<p>[Huffington Post: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/09/major-garrett-is-americas_n_532554.html?ref=twitter">Major Garrett Is America's Most Heroic Twitterer</a>]</p>
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		<title>Twitter Contest: 300th follower gets 5 flasks from Disposable Flasks!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 16:53:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lou</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sorry Drunk News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we near 300 and in a last ditch attempt to buy your approval, I&#8217;m giving away 5 free flasks from Disposable Flasks! So go follow us at http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As we near 300 and in a last ditch attempt to buy your approval, I&#8217;m giving away 5 free flasks from <a href="http://disposableflasks.com/">Disposable Flasks</a>! So go follow us at <a href="http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk">http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk</a>!</p>
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