Tag Archive for Tara

UPDATED: Breaking News: Tommy Lee Blacks Out.. Wakes Up Engaged?

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On my way into work this morning, I flipped over to KIIS FM and Seacrest (don’t ask) was teasing a story about Tommy Lee proposing to Perennial Party Girl™ and object of ridicule Tara Reid and then not remembering it in the morning. Of course I got to work before they got back to it, and it’s probably some bullshit play on words or some shit anyways, but it still lit up my morning.
More news as it rolls in… Until then, Lou, Out!
UPDATE: Somehow I missed this when it originally ran over at Perez Hilton’s last week. (Bad, Bad Blogger). The details differ a bit from how they teased it on the Super Seacrest Shit Show, but the drunken proposal remains. You can check out their article here.

Maybe She Should Order Two More – You Know, Hedge Her Bets

taramargareida.jpgJust to let you know, that yes, I am still alive, here’s a quick link to our friends over at Defamer, who found this wonderful pic at Goldenfiddle. But this just again raises that age-old Hollywood question…
How many attempts will it take for Tara Reid to suckle one of the two margarita straws in front of her before her left implant bursts, possible killing half of the customers at El Torito?
My guess is 4. Any thoughts?