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Tara Reid Is Dilated But She’s Not Pregnant*

October 19, 2005 Pictures 3 comments

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So, there’s all these pictures surfacing of our girl with none too desheveled clothes, combed hair, and generally a non-drunken appearance. At first this confused me. This can’t be the same girl, right? Well, I think I’ve figured it out. Looks to me like she might be switching from Pepsi to Coke. Either that or she is turning into some sort of nocturnal animal whose pupils stay dilated even when bombarded with flashbulbs. Either way, it’s all good for us here. I don’t care if she gives us Janis Joplin, Courtney Love or Kate Moss, she still gets our undying love and admiration. XOXO
*She could be pregnant.. Who the hell knows really?

Tara Shows Them All How It’s Done

October 18, 2005 Uncategorized No comments

With all this talk of her looking sober, I completely forgot to congratulate our Lil Darlin’ on topping In Touch magazine’s Top Ten Party Animals list. Congrats baby. You deserve it. Upon accepting the award, our favorite party girl declared, “If I work on a movie for two months, I should be able to dance on as many tables as I want to.”
Goff_VIP_Room3.jpgYes. Yes you should.
The rest of the list is as follows:
2. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs
3. Paris Hilton
4. Avril Lavigne
5. Wilmer Valderrama
6. Colin Farrell
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Jamie Foxx
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Owen Wilson

Breaking News: Tara Reid Could Be Sober… Maybe

October 18, 2005 Pictures One comment

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Now some people would like to jump to the conclusion that our favorite lush has cleaned up her act in this recent photos taken as she leaves Koi, but let’s all cross our fingers that that’s not the case. Tara, if you’re reading this, (and I KNOW that you are), don’t you dare even think of ending the boozing. You weren’t raised to be a quitter were you? Just think if Jonas Salk would’ve quit, we wouldn’t have a polio vaccine or, to put it in more equateable terms sweetie, what if Arthur Guiness had quit? We wouldn’t have that dark nectar of the gods. So far our sake, and yours, go put on a mini skirt you could barely fit into in high school and get out there and drink some fuckin Jager shots!
[Hollywood Rag]

A Tarafic (Not So) Blind Item

October 6, 2005 Uncategorized 3 comments

tarablur.jpgFrom The NY Post’s Page Six:
“Which surgically-enhanced starlet ate Ex-Lax every day on the set of her recently-canceled TV show in a desperate bid to stay svelte?”
Sent in from Papercuts!: “coughcoughtarareidcoughcough. Dude, Tara Reid wolfing down Ex-Lax all hung over has to be one of the most hilarious mental images I’ve had in a long time.”
I would agree if only I could get the image out of my head of Tara squeezing out the results of wolfing down all those Ex-Lax, but the damage is done. I need a freakin’ drink.

Today’s Tara Tidbits

September 30, 2005 Uncategorized No comments

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It’s been a couple days since a good quality Tarasite Post. So now our perennial party girl is upset with the press portaying her as a drunk.
“I’m not a drunk . . . I don’t have a drinking problem. I don’t have a drug problem, for sure. Listen, if I could get good movies, you would never see me going out.”
Shit, if I could get good movies, I wouldn’t be a drunk either. I’d be a raging coke head, but maybe that’s beside the point. I can only afford Boone’s Farm and Mad Dog right now, but finger crossed, ya know? I’m still waiting for my close up, Mr. Demille.
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[Photos from Arena via A Socialite's Life]

Drunk Quote Of The Day

September 28, 2005 Quotes No comments

drunkquote.jpg“People act like it was the worst crime in the world. It was a mistake, you know! But you would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi!”
–Tara Reid in an interview for the November issue of FHM

Caption This, You Sorry Drunks!

September 22, 2005 Caption This! 3 comments

tara_reid_sexy_skirt.jpg- …and in movie news, Warner Bros. today unveiled the poster for the soon-to-be-released remake of “Barfly.”
Posted by: Papercuts!
- Hoping for their 15 minutes of fame, contestants lined up today to audition for American Idol…
Posted by: Joakester
- If you smoke…you have no ass!
Posted by: bono

Today’s Tara Tidbits

September 9, 2005 Uncategorized One comment

bandwtara.jpg- Defamer took the words right out of my mouth.. Taradise Lost?.
- Tara loses handbag with thousands in jewelry inside. Surely no alcohol was involved in the incident.
- Gridskipper watches what could be the final episode of Taradise. An episode of her throwing a party celebrating the show. Irony just did a shot of everclear.

Taradise 2025

September 7, 2005 Uncategorized 3 comments

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[Gallery of the Absurd via Defamer]

Today’s Tara Tidbits

September 1, 2005 Uncategorized One comment

090105.6.jpg- The Press doesn’t understand Tara.
- Free magazines in the UK ask Tara questions.
- Gridskipper watched Taradise last night. (God Bless Them).
- Tara and her shoes have separate suites.
- Tara’s ass is now available in a Super Size.

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