
[JJB]

How’s that for a headline? If Hollywood does its job, maybe some day she will be.
I’m not quite sure how I feel about this, but it has to be said. I believe that our loyal reader Papercuts! may have an unhealthy obsession with Ms. Fanning. He sent us that freaky pic of her in the Clockwork Orange headgear and now he’s sent in this…
The Dakota Fanning Countdown Clock
I really have nothing else to add to this except that I feel icky. And for the next 2309 days, Papercuts!, you should be ashamed of yourself.
This can’t be true. It just can’t. I won’t believe it. According to Perez Hilton, Tara is in fact giving up the booze.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the end of the world as we know it!
We just heard on the radio that Tara Reid has announced that she is going to give up drinking alcohol. We are speechless.”
More news on this as it rolls in. Good luck and Godspeed.