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Quick Shots: Drunks, Drunks & Tara (A Drunk)

Lou — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:52:35 +0000

- Jack Daniel’s buys mexican tequila company. Lazlo pencils in trip to TJ. Lou stocks up on penicillin.
- No Shit? Milwaukee is the Drunkest City in America.
- Lazlo’s wife lawyer is still Dopest Attorney in LA.
- Surely, his drinks art the shakenest drinks around.. 90 Year Old Bartender.
- Tara Reid can’t get into Hyde.. D List? Shit, Tara might be in Greek letters by now. Is there a Delta List? Well, there should be.

Caption This!

Lou — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:34:42 +0000

big nas-tay boobies on a drunk girl…..who could ask for anything more. Just imagine how retarded our mutantholic love children would be.
Posted by: Lazlo
“When does the mah jong tournament start?” “I need more cigarettes!!!!!”
Posted by: Carl
[BONUS? - Nipple slip pic after jump]

Guess Who’s Back?

Lou — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:15:54 +0000

Once again, she disappeared for awhile and there were rumors of her sobriety, but I knew in time our baby would return. Missed you T.. Missed you.
–More Shots over @ Egotastic, yo–

Tara Reid: Still Drunk

Lou — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 13:43:02 +0000

With Margaret reemerging like a phoenix from the ashes of paparazzi flashbulbs, it makes me reminiscent of the days of yore. When each day we were delighted to find another wonderful pic of our mascot, Tara.
In this snapshot, she thinks she can fool us into thinking she’s sober just by hiring someone else hold her gin and tonic. Silly girl.
[HollyScoop]

King Of Beers Refuses Tara?

Lou — Fri, 26 May 2006 14:25:08 +0000

Poor Tara can’t even get into a Budweiser party at Cannes? That’s too bad. That begs the question though to what kind of beer would have her? Oh, wait.. Found the list RIGHT HERE.
[Pic from ONTD via SocialiteLife]

Where Oh Where Has My Tara Gone?

Lou — Wed, 17 May 2006 00:09:11 +0000

This is unacceptable. You’re dead to me.
[The Superficial]

Guess Who’s Back? The Triumphant Return Of Tara (And Her Nipple)

Lou — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 00:49:27 +0000

–NSFW nipple showage after jump–

POST #500!Tara: Not Drunk In The Picture, But Surely Was When Choosing Dress

Lou — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 00:01:09 +0000

Tara: It’s Been Too Long

Lou — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:56:42 +0000

I don’t know where she’s been keeping her drunk ass lately, but it’s good to see that lovely face and sloppy boobs out on the town again. I love that she’s about to twist her ankle on those fuckme heals by the curb, falling against the car, topheavy and out of balance because of her massive lopsided implants.
What I’m trying to say is, I’ve missed her.
[Yeeeah]

Caption This!

Lou — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:08:19 +0000

Tara decided to give someone something besides a bone.
Posted by: pixie