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		<title>The Con Is On: RESPECT ME AS THE GEEK GOD.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look here is the deal. I have not posted shit in forever. No excuse, no blah blah. Just a girlfriend and a smile. Last year I posted every movement (bowl]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="lazlocomicon.jpg" src="http://sorryigotdrunk.com/images/lazlocomicon.jpg" width="170" height="170" align=right hspace="5" vspace="5"/>Look here is the deal. I have not posted shit in forever.  No excuse, no blah blah.  Just a girlfriend and a smile.<br />
Last year I posted every movement (bowl included) at the event that is Comic Con.  This year, I was way too busy being the business geek that I am to even post.  So, instead of posting some sort of recap telling my sorry tales of who I saw and what I consumed, I thought I would go big picture and talk about the only thing I truely know&#8230;<br />
Drinking.  Why do we drink?  It is a silly thing that has no long term benefits and has serious repercussions. In a perfect world, not only would there be no need to get soused to the point of peeing oneself, there would be no desire.<br />
But the world sucks and most the time &#8220;life&#8221; is a swift kick to the testiesapiaicles.  Booze is the man cup that protects us from taking one on the inside coner below the belt.  The best looking most success nerd, is still a nerd (I KNOW, FUNNIEST POST EVER RIGHT?)<br />
So back to the important thing, drunkiness.  If life sucks so bad, what is one to do?  Moments of Happiness.  That is all we can go after.  If I end up a miserable old drunk prick like my boy Charles B, as long as I get my moments.  All the pain and anguish can suck my balls for my moments.<br />
A smoke with a friend.<br />
Ordering another round.<br />
A story you have heard before.<br />
A drunk friend saying it is good to see you when he saw you yesterday.<br />
Shutting the door and biting the pillow.<br />
Opening a book right after closing another.<br />
Laughing at retards.<br />
A machete.<br />
The smell of a new girl.<br />
An episode of RESCUE ME.<br />
MY MOMENTS<br />
Oh yeah, and booze.<br />
You can kick me in the nuts, and it will hurt like a mother, but take my moments from me and I will kill you.  Things change, they fall apart, they move to NYC and take a job at the CBS morning show.<br />
But they can not take my moments.  And those tiny moments are all we got.<br />
This is Lazlo saying, she is leaving on a jet plane, don&#8217;t care when she&#8217;ll be back again.  Give me Daniels, or give me death.<br />
Sent via BlackBerry from Cingular Wireless</p>
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		<title>Friday&#8217;s PreHangover: Quick Rant</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 11:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will have PreView Reviews up later, (and what about a Humpday Hottie Huh?) (Alliterate much?) But first things fucking last. FOX needs to suck it. That 70s Show Final Goodbye]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img alt="Glass.jpg" src="http://sorryigotdrunk.com/images/Glass.jpg" width="50" height="77" border="0" align=left hspace="5" />Will have PreView Reviews up later, (and what about a Humpday Hottie Huh?) (Alliterate much?) But first things fucking last. FOX needs to suck it. <b>That 70s Show Final Goodbye</b> was more uncomfortable than my last dentist visit and that was just a couple days ago and I can still feel the pain.<br />
<img alt="brett-ratner.jpg" src="http://sorryigotdrunk.com/images/brett-ratner.jpg" width="180" height="250" border="0" hspace="5" vspace="5" align=right /><br />
Secondly, did anyone see that ridiculously horrible <b>XMEN 3</b> Promo? That looks like the biggest steaming pile of shit to come along since I took a big steaming pile of shit this morning. You can feel <b>Ratner</b> on every shot. Silly two shots, bad edits with dialogue and just overall poorly chosen camera angles. I can&#8217;t wait til the geeks turn on this film. I&#8217;m going to go on record now saying that film will blow. It will be empty, vapid, probably boring and most definitely forgettable. I just feel bad for the fans because I know how much this series means to all of you. How can you deal with having high expectations and low expectations all at once. &#8220;Maybe he won&#8217;t fuck it up THAT bad.&#8221; Let&#8217;s just hope the <b>Benioff/Wolverine</b> spin-off still happens.<br />
Oh.. props to NBC for stellar episodes of Earl and Office last night. Out. Stand. Ing.</p>
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		<title>Warning: German Clothing Rant Ahead</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why oh why do German&#8217;s dress they way they do? I was at Disneyland recently and these two 15-year-old kids were wearing cut off sleeve type t-shirt&#8217;s (one of them]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="/images/Q25c.jpg"><img alt="Q25c.jpg" src="http://sorryigotdrunk.com/images/Q25c-thumb.jpg" width="200" height="304" align=right vspace="5" hspace="5" /></a>Why oh why do German&#8217;s dress they way they do?  I was at Disneyland recently and these two 15-year-old kids were wearing cut off sleeve type t-shirt&#8217;s (one of them yellow, the other bright red), 12-eyed black Doc Martin&#8217;s, white crew sox and denim FUCKING CAPRI PANTS!  Who does this?  Do German public schools actually teach them how to look like idiots?  I have family in Germany, so I&#8217;ve got plenty of love for the country, but who&#8217;s joke got overplayed!?  Let&#8217;s not forget about their famous mo-hawk / faux-hawk hair style, which is just too damn easy for us to rip on.  Is Bruno from Da Ali G show their idol and muse for fashion?  I must have stared at these guys for 10 minutes, feeling like I was stuck in an alter-universe of some kind. While part of me felt the urge to walk up and spit on them, the other part of me wanted to run for the hills. Ultimately, I remained lethargic like our good friend the deer &#8211; glossy eyed and frozen in time waiting to be hit by a large white pick-up truck driven by a guy named Jessup. Perhaps they should stop watching BAYWATCH reruns and tune in to THE OC, then again, who would we point and laugh at if we didn&#8217;t have Germany, Canada? For once, let&#8217;s cut Canada some slack, they&#8217;re the butt of enough of our jokes. I here by declare a motion to start the &#8220;GDFS Foundation (German&#8217;s Dress For Shit) and make David Hasselhoff our fearless leader.<br />
Ishta von uten housen zi crappin de Froielines!<br />
Peace out.<br />
Captain Kitchen</p>
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		<title>Warning: OC Rant Ahead</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 22:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I was too lazy to write another damn story about SkeleLohan this week, and yes, I saw the Paris nipple slip too, but I just wanted to come home]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://sorryigotdrunk.com/images/oc.jpg" alt="oc.jpg" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="200" height="152" align="right" />So, I was too lazy to write another damn story about SkeleLohan this week,  and yes, I saw the Paris nipple slip too, but I just wanted to come home and chill tonight, content on not giving a shit about anything internets related.<br />
But tonight, spotdog and I watched the OC, knowing it was a rerun, but not knowing that they were going to replay what is possibly one of the best episodes of any show of my young life. Yes, now our TVgasm roots are showing through.</p>
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At first, I must admit, I didn&#8217;t realize that was the show I was going to see. But as we inched closer to the end to Ryan going back to Chino, Maria&#8217;s pregnancy,  Marissa moving in with Julie and Caleb, Seth sailing away&#8230; all to the unbelievable sounds of Jeff Buckley&#8217;s &#8220;Hallelujah,&#8221; I started to realize something. Watching this season, and especially reading J-Unit&#8217;s recaps when I miss the show,  (Thursday&#8217;s a big night for drunks like us), I saw the season go down the crapper in the middle with us all praying that it may find some semblance of its former glory.<br />
Watching this again tonight&#8230; my first time since it originally aired&#8230; made me realize something. As much better as it has gotten recently, there is still something missing. I was starting to think that it was some sort of nostalgia I&#8217;ve put upon the show. But now I know, as sad as it may seem, they may never be able to make it as good again.<br />
I remember, first season, around episode six or seven, spot, Laz and I saying, &#8220;The way they&#8217;re flying through story lines, they won&#8217;t have more than one season.&#8221; Never did I think that we might have been right. Let&#8217;s just compare the endings of the first two seasons. This season we get Marissa shooting Big Brother Chino in the back. That&#8217;s pretty much it. Yeah, I know Kirsten is in rehab, Caleb is dead, Blah blah blah. The end of the first season was without fault&#8230; every piece brought us back on the palindrome it was.  Everything matched the beginning&#8230; all capped by Ryan seeing Marissa on the side of the road through the car window again except now it was a limo pulling up instead of punk ass boyfriend&#8217;s pickup truck.<br />
And now the music placement has become a joke, where before it was visionary. I mean, last year we get Buckley and that great &#8220;Maybe I&#8217;m Amazed&#8221; cover during the slow dance at the wedding. This year, we get The Bravery and that ridiculous song during the funeral. And again, I must say that I don&#8217;t necessarily blame Josh and the writers for it not being as good now. I think they may have just unfortunately made the show too damn good to begin with.  We expected 90210, Melrose Place&#8230;  none of us expected it to work on as many levels as it ended up working on. That&#8217;s just what makes it that much harder that now we have Melrose Place. Sorry. You did too good in the beginning. That&#8217;ll learn ya. Don&#8217;t do so damn good.<br />
Well, shit, I think that&#8217;s enough for tonight, and I&#8217;m not one to try and jump on my boys&#8217; J-Unit &amp; B-Side&#8217;s thing, but it&#8217;s just that it&#8217;s not often nowadays that you witness an episode of a TV show that is that affective. Although, last week&#8217;s Lost with the raft leaving, Sawyer and Jack&#8217;s talk about Jack&#8217;s father, and Jin and Sun&#8217;s reconciliation was fuckin&#8217; fantastic. Not so much this week.<br />
And for the record, to bring it back to the SorryIGotDrunk roots, I&#8217;m currently on my fifth Hornsby&#8217;s Draft Cider for the evening. So there. As Always, Mahalo&#8230; Lou.</p>
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		<title>Warning: Completely Unrelated Rant Ahead</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2005 09:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lou</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday Night &#8211; 7:23pm So there I was, riding with my new girlfriend Lindsay Lohan in the front of her Benz convertible cruising down PCH. Top down. Beautiful day. She]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="/images/lohan.jpg"><img alt="lohan.jpg" src="http://sorryigotdrunk.com/images/lohan-thumb.jpg" width="144" height="200" align=right hspace="5" vspace="5" /></a>Tuesday Night &#8211; 7:23pm<br />
So there I was, riding with my new girlfriend Lindsay Lohan in the front of her Benz convertible cruising down PCH. Top down. Beautiful day. She looks stunning.. Hot little outfit.. No undies, natch. And then I think, When did we get together? I don&#8217;t remember hooking up with her. Something about this seems odd, but I&#8217;ve been known to wake up in strange situations before, and I&#8217;m not about to start asking questions now. But I know that this can&#8217;t last, so I&#8217;m gonna make my move, you know, while the gettins good. I mean, things really couldn&#8217;t be going much better right now. So I turn towards her and&#8230;</p>
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BAM! My fucking alarm goes off. 7:15. That was Tuesday, and that story pretty much sums up my week. I spent the whole weekend moving into the new place &#8211; didn&#8217;t party all weekend &#8211; and how does my body repay me? I&#8217;ve been sicker than sick the past four days. My head constantly feels like it&#8217;s about to explode. I feel like Bill Pullman in Lost Highway, about to split into another person. And it&#8217;s showing no signs of returning to normal. I&#8217;m actually writing this in a notebook right now because my eyes were pounding so much staring at the damn computer screen. I only hope that tomorrow, my eyes feel better when I type this at work for posting. [They don't].<br />
Oh, and the &#8220;new&#8221; house I was so excited about? Ever seen &#8220;The Money Pit&#8221; with Tom Hanks and Shelly Duvall? Yeah, kinda like that. No heat.. No hot water.. You can wash your clothes, but sorry, no dryer.. Got new blinds, but they fall off when you pull the string. Really, it&#8217;s just the kind of place you want to come home to when it hurts to LOOK.<br />
&#8220;What does all this have to do with SorryIGotDrunk, you ask?&#8221; I have no idea, really, but this is my site for drunken rants and throughout this debacle they call May 2005 &#8211; God knows I&#8217;ve been drinking. (Hornsby&#8217;s Draft Cider right now). Shit, even after all the bullshit OTCs I&#8217;ve been popping this week trying to make my pulsating brain stop, the only thing that&#8217;s been effective and given me a few minutes of peace is the 3 or 4 beer buzz I can grab after work.<br />
Okay, I feel better now. As far as the site goes, I&#8217;m trying to do something special for Thursday. Lazlo wants me to tell one of my classic Tijuana stories for the occasion, and I promise you, Dear Reader(s), that if I can muster up the energy today to put the story to paper, you&#8217;ll get it.<br />
Until then, as always. Mahalo&#8230; Lou.<br />
Oh yeah.. I saw Richard Grieco yesterday at Starbucks. Tried to get a camera phone picture, but he alluded me. Damn you, <a href="/images/grieco.html" onclick="window.open('http://sorryigotdrunk.com/images/grieco.html','popup','width=144,height=188,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">Richard Grieco!!</a></p>
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