So, here is a pic or me and my bib. 18025, nice round number. Here is the link for my photos by Brightroom “Professional” Photography. No offense to the nice lady coming out of the water, but that’s not what I look like. I have a much hotter outfit on, and I fill it out.

So, after searching through 7,000 unassigned pictures, (there were over 20,000 total), I managed to find only one pic of me during the race. There I am, next to the girl in the tutu behind the cute brunette jumping over the fire who may or may not be my wife.

20,000 images. 13,000 assigned to numbers that aren’t mine. 7,000 photos that either have the number obstructed or are covered in mud. Totally understand. But how the hell can they take that many pictures and not get one of me?!? You can see from the first shot that my bib number is definitely not covered in mud. I remember even smiling for them a few times and on the above mentioned fire jumping pic, I held back so I could have my own pic and not crowd hers or the tutu’d girl next to me.

So, for the record, on the one shot that even gets close to showing I existed. I was upstaged by a chick in a tutu. I’m surprised that you don’t have my hair or shoulder in her pic too.

One positive side effect for my searching was I did manage to find some more pics of my friends, so there’s that.

I need a drink.

/rant