Ladies and Gentleman, let me introduce you to Dartmouth’s Keggy the Keg. There’s nothing I can think of that would get the crowd pumped up better than a huge keg running back and forth during a game. If anything, it could at least remind everyone the real reason they’re freezing their ass off watching the Big Green lose to Yale or Harvard or Princeton or Penn or Holy Cross or… Okay, now I’m just being mean. Sorry B-Side.

According to Huffington Post:

In 2003, two students from the school’s Jack-O-Lantern humor magazine attempted to create a mascot that “wasn’t racist, biased or sexist, yet entirely unacceptable.” Ladies and gentlemen, meet Keggy the Keg.

Perfect.