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The Return Of Margaret!!

Lou — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:11:15 +0000

It’s too bad Junk-Feud is down, because LA would be loving this.. Our favorite little celeb-stalker is back in full effect. On top here, we’ve got him sneaking up on the SPIDERMAN 3 set and underneath are some shots of him posing with Hayden Panettiere. Check the security guard with his eyes glued on our long lost buddy. Good to have you back, Margaret.

[Thanks to Sara & cacaballbutt from ONTD for the pics..]

Margaret Watch 2005: Again! With Lohan!

Lou — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 11:01:49 +0000

So, first we get Tara’s 30th and now the reemergence of Margaret. I was really starting to get worried about him. At Knott’s Scary Farms back a few weeks ago, I could’ve sworn I saw him a dozen times. And I wasn’t even drunk.. It was just that every little punk highschooler there had a white T down to their calves and a doo rag. Nonetheless, I was upset not to see him and it’s nice to see his stabbin’ stalkin’ ass back again. This is turning out to be pretty damn good week.
[Junk Feud]

MARGARET!!!

Lou — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 10:56:03 +0000

Click on image for larger pic of our main man Margaret’s reappearance..
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Margaret Watch 2005: Margaret Stalked By George Clooney

Lou — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:11:17 +0000

[OhNoTheyDidn't via Junk Feud]

Margaret Watch 2005: Modest Margaret

Lou — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:07:31 +0000

Being in the spotlight can be tough. The life of a celebrity is a not an easy one. Just ask America’s Favorite Ese™ Margaret. When he gets up in the morning and walks down the driveway to pick up his new Doo Rags that came in the mail, he’s got himself standing there trying to get an autograph. Every time he’s seen leaving the Extra Long T-Shirt Store, he’s got to deal with his own gangly arms reaching out to get some damn magazine sribbled on. Being a celebrity stalker who has become a celebrity by association isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. In these newest pics with Eva Longoria, he may have managed to not show his face, but anyone well versed in Margaretology knows it’s our man.

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Margaret Watch 2005: Margaret Goes Mainstream

Lou — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 17:33:08 +0000

So, after only a couple weeks of speculation, our favorite ese, Margaret, has finally hit the big time. I sort of miss him already. Soon enough he won’t return our phone calls. He’ll act like he doesn’t know us when we’re in line at The Turtle Club. He’ll close the door to the stall and refuse to share his newfound celebrity cocaine.
Margaret – Don’t forget the little people. Especially LA at Junk Feud. Without her anointing you with your title, you’d still just be stalking celebs outside of their hotels and not some obscure internet blogebrity.
[From AOL's Hot List via Junk Feud]

Margaret Watch 2005: Nick & Jessica Edition

Lou — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:33:51 +0000

So the hunt for Margaret, everybody’s favorite Ese Celeb Stalker we’ve been tracking continues this time with the “happy” newlyweds… According to LA over at Junk Feud, the sexy bitch who started this manhunt, others are also jumping on to aid in the search. We’ve got a someone over at ohnotheydidn’t that is making some head way. We’ll find you yet, Margaret!
Remember, we still have an open bounty to anyone who can deliver us his information. He will be our drunk, belligerent man on the streets on LA. Godspeed children. Godspeed.

[You can click on the thumbs for a better view]

Margaret Watch 2005: Chasing Lohan

Lou — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 09:42:31 +0000

BOUNTY ALERT – If anyone knows this guy or can put us in contact with him, you will be rewarded HANDSOMELY. Seriously, we want this guy to be our Stuttering John.

[Pic snagged from Junk Feud. Keep up the good work, LA. We'll find this guy.]
[Wanted poster from Glass Giant.]

Everybody’s Favorite Ese: Margaret?

Lou — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 16:46:00 +0000

Remember our favorite Duff Accoster that we captioned the other day? Well, that beautiful blogger, LA, over at Junk Feud has spotted him in a few more photos stalking a few more celebs… And she has named him Margaret. Wonderful. Although he doesn’t appear to be threatening Sofia Vergara or Michelle Trachtenberg, (he’s in the reflection in the window), just know that we are now on the case, too. I’m gonna find this guy and get him drunk. If we’re lucky, he might go after Seacrest or somethin’. [You can click on the thumbs for a better view]

Caption This, You Sorry Drunks!

Lou — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:00:40 +0000

- “Ladies and Gentleman, last year’s winner of The Kentucky Derby, Funny Cide!”
- “Hilary, what are your thoughts on the new Supreme Court nominee, John Roberts Jr.?
- “I knew having Lazlo as my personal trainer was a bad call.”
- Somewhere a Lohan is smiling… because she just did a pound of coke.
- Another satisfied customer leaves the Busey Orthodontic Institute.
- “She went to bed a mild mannered teen pop princess and woke up a tired old hag. Coming this award season from Disney, Hilary Duff in HOLY SHIT I AM TURNING INTO HEATHER LOCKLEAR”
- This is why Lou turns girls out to pasture when they turn 18.. I’m sorry, but it’s all downhill ladies.
- From Jason: “Bitch spelled my name wrong ese…hey Hillary, what makes you think I won’t cut you?”