You couldn’t pay me enough to watch Gray’s Anatomy, but I didn’t need a show with a guy named Dr. McDreamy on it for me to know that Heigl is hot. She was hot on Roswell.. Shit, she was hot when she was 14 years old in that movie with Gerard Depardeau. And I can say that because I was young then too. It’s not like I’m saying I think she is hot as a 14 year old girl now. It’s not like I’m not saying that, but it’s also like I’m not saying it. Now I’ve gone and confused myself. You know what I’m saying?