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Drunk Quote Of The Day
It’s funny how all of this has worked out – I wasn’t popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I’m throwing up.
–Jimmy Kimmel
Classic: Denny Blaze – Average Homeboy
I know Kimmel searched this guy out and he’s supposed to come rap on the show soon. Should be a treat.
Hurley For Men
This is actually something I wanted to mention about when I was at Kimmel on Tuesday, but I figured someone would YouTube it for me.. And wouldn’t you know it, Justus sends it in.
Jorge is the bomb. That’s all that can be said about that.
Drunk Hollywood Story: Jimmy Kimmel Live
Now I’ve been meaning to start this segment months ago, but being a lazy/drunk retard, I just created the graphic, filed it away and promptly never did anything else about it. Living in LA the past 7 years has left me/us with a multitude of wonderful Hollywood drunk stories and I hope this will be a place to finally give them the life they deserve.
I figured this would be as good as any to begin since Laz, Bill and I made our way to Kimmel last night. Now, I used to work for a celeb a couple years ago and that job/life would afford me some great perks.. One of them was basic free reign of the Kimmel Green Room and when he was a guest, pretty much the whole building. I don’t have that job anymore and subsequently don’t have that life. Oh, if I had the blog back then. Oh well. Maybe I can find a way to remember some of the gems and share them hear. But enough of that, on to last night.
SorryIGotDrunk At The Improv
The past few weeks, Lou’s Life has suddenly become ensconced into the world of stand up comedy. First off, I saw THE ARISTOCRATS, which I know has now expanded into more markets after knocking the dicks and pussies off of New York and Los Angeles, respectively. This movie even makes you appreciate Gilbert Gottfried, and that’s saying a lot. If you have a chance to see it and you’re a fan of dirty fucking jokes, then you should check it out. It’ll make you want to shove your fist inside of a small dog. Wait. Guess you had to be there.
And secondly, there’s this whole Wednesday night at the Improv that I wrote about so eloquently here, you know with the Camel Fucking and such. It’s been hard to follow that one up even though I’ve since gone virtually every week and am doing everything I can to incorporate SorryIGotDrunk into that world. And if all my drunken rambling to various homeless people near the club doesn’t go entirely ignored, than there could possibly be bigger things afoot here at SIGD. Keep your hungover eyes peeled.
Well, I’m sure you’ve all witnessed my late arrival to the Dane Cook bandwagon. S.O. Mac tried to get me into him a couple years back, but I never really got him until recently and well, I guess that’s just the way it goes. He’s been frequenting the club Wednesdays and wouldn’t you know he would show up last week, when there’s a line around the block and they’re actually turning away people at the door. He opened the show. That’s how crazy it was. The guy who’s breaking records for comedy albums is the opener. Why, you ask?
Riding The Bus With Jimmy Kimmel
Hey all, spotdog here. I sent this to the boys over at TVgasm, but I just couldn’t resist the temptation to play on Photoshop and get this glorious picture up…
And wouldn’t you know it… This is SorryIGotDrunk’s 100th post… Yeah, Drunks!
