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Dave Letterman – Beer Shooter
We’ve all been there. You’ve just finished slamming another Coors Light and damn it you just got back from the bathroom. Who needs to get up AGAIN to get another beer, right? Your dog is no good. You know better than to yell across the house for your girl to help you in your time of need. If only there was a robot that could help. If only…
Letterman: Top Ten Slogans For The Wal-Mart Wine
10. “When Kmart Wine Just Won’t Do”
9. “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Wine”
8. “Show Your Friends How Little You Care”
7. “Kills Germs on Contact”
6. “Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!”
5. “Crack Open a Can Today!”
4. “Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6″
3. “Here’s to Making Bail!”
2. “Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?”
1. “Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker”
