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Patrick Kane is a Sorry Drunk

Lou — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 22:30:59 +0000

Congrats, Chicago. You deserve it, you drunk sons a bitches…

R.I.P. Dennis Hopper

Lou — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 19:19:40 +0000

I`ve been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used to do cocaine so I could sober up and drink more. My last five years of drinking was a nightmare. I was drinking a half-gallon of rum with a fifth of rum on the side, in case I ran out, 28 beers a day, and three grams of cocaine just to keep me moving around. And I thought I was doing fine because I wasn`t crawling around drunk on the floor.

–Dennis Hopper
[Quote from 2001]

Off To Vegas.. Be Back Next Week

Lou — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 21:30:59 +0000

The gang and I are headed off to the desert this weekend for a little fun in the sun and dark casinos. It’s Scrabstar’s bachelor party, so if all goes well, we expect a 93% survival rate from the 15 or so lunatics that are going to be invading the Planet Hollywood, MGM Grand and god knows where else over the next 3 days.

If I’m coherent enough, I will be keeping tabs over my twitter, so if you’re not already a follower, then stop the slacking and get on it.

http://twitter.com/sorryigotdrunk

So, with that, I bid you adieu and may all your slots be loose. If you know what I mean.

As Always, Mahalo,
Lou

99 Taps of Beer in a Day: LA Beer Fest 2010

Lou — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 01:00:41 +0000

[Ed Note: This is a repost from BEST OF FEST. Not only has my week completely swallowed my intentions to do a proper writeup on the weekend, but these girls were able to pretty much sum up everything. It's a great read.]

There are times in one’s life that one must grow up, move on, and say, “been there, done that.” Beer festivals, however, are NOT those times. Though I’ve been to a few now and can proudly boast that I actually recognize most of the breweries and even understand what kind of beer it is I’m drinking, I can honestly say that the LA Beer Fest will not be the last of the sort for me as I am in no way ready to give up brew-festing.

For those of you that have never been to a beer festival, I will outline some proper essentials that will help you recognize one when you see it. First, we’ll start with location.

Beer fests must equal happiness, and happiness generally equals sunshine, so therefore, beer fests must be outside to fully succeed. Also, the outdoor setting is key in that there is guaranteed beer spillage and potential effects of overindulgence (you know what we mean). In the case of the LA Beer Festival, the Sony Pictures lot proved to be an excellent venue. Seeing as the whole place is one giant set of a mini city, it felt like you were an extra in a film titled “Drunk People.” Tents lined the “streets,” and though human traffic jams were inevitable, no one cared because they were, of course drunk.

Read the rest of the article over at BEST OF FEST!!

Get Red-Eyed & Blue with Wilco Tango Foxtrot Beer

Lou — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:42:02 +0000

What do you know? Someone found a way to be clever, honor their favorite infighting indie band AND get you drunk. I say, WTF, let’s try one today.

If all those Wilco sandwiches are leaving you a little thirsty, we might have a solution: Lagunitas Brewing Company‘s new springtime beer, Wilco Tango Foxtrot. According to the Petaluma, California-based brewery, the imperial brown ale is “rich, smooth, dangerous, and chocolatey.” Just like Wilco! (Well, at least the “rich” part, maybe.)

[Via Pitchfork]

Warrior Dash!!!

Lou — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:51:23 +0000

The unbelievable is happening.. Rex is turning 30 next month. Along with all these earthquakes, Corey Haim dying and other natural disasters I’m pretty sure that the Mayans were right and 2012′s apocalypse is just around the corner. All the more reason to do completely unreasonable things like run three miles, probably half drunk, in costume, through mud, fire and barbed wire with a few thousand other lunatics. Sounds like a pretty great Sunday to me.

Fire Leaping.. Mud Crawling.. Beer Drinking.. Free Warrior Helmet.. Seriously, how can you say no to that??

So if you live in Southern California and have any balls at all, I suggest you sign up. We’ll be running in the 1pm slot. Do it.

More info over at WarriorDash.com.

Dave Letterman – Beer Shooter

Justus — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:25:21 +0000

We’ve all been there. You’ve just finished slamming another Coors Light and damn it you just got back from the bathroom. Who needs to get up AGAIN to get another beer, right? Your dog is no good. You know better than to yell across the house for your girl to help you in your time of need. If only there was a robot that could help. If only…