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R.I.P. Dennis Hopper
I`ve been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used to do cocaine so I could sober up and drink more. My last five years of drinking was a nightmare. I was drinking a half-gallon of rum with a fifth of rum on the side, in case I ran out, 28 beers a day, and three grams of cocaine just to keep me moving around. And I thought I was doing fine because I wasn`t crawling around drunk on the floor.
–Dennis Hopper
[Quote from 2001]
Off To Vegas.. Be Back Next Week
The gang and I are headed off to the desert this weekend for a little fun in the sun and dark casinos. It’s Scrabstar’s bachelor party, so if all goes well, we expect a 93% survival rate from the 15 or so lunatics that are going to be invading the Planet Hollywood, MGM Grand and god knows where else over the next 3 days.
If I’m coherent enough, I will be keeping tabs over my twitter, so if you’re not already a follower, then stop the slacking and get on it.
http://twitter.com/sorryigotdrunk
So, with that, I bid you adieu and may all your slots be loose. If you know what I mean.
As Always, Mahalo,
Lou
Get Red-Eyed & Blue with Wilco Tango Foxtrot Beer
What do you know? Someone found a way to be clever, honor their favorite infighting indie band AND get you drunk. I say, WTF, let’s try one today.
If all those Wilco sandwiches are leaving you a little thirsty, we might have a solution: Lagunitas Brewing Company‘s new springtime beer, Wilco Tango Foxtrot. According to the Petaluma, California-based brewery, the imperial brown ale is “rich, smooth, dangerous, and chocolatey.” Just like Wilco! (Well, at least the “rich” part, maybe.)
[Via Pitchfork]
Warrior Dash!!!
The unbelievable is happening.. Rex is turning 30 next month. Along with all these earthquakes, Corey Haim dying and other natural disasters I’m pretty sure that the Mayans were right and 2012′s apocalypse is just around the corner. All the more reason to do completely unreasonable things like run three miles, probably half drunk, in costume, through mud, fire and barbed wire with a few thousand other lunatics. Sounds like a pretty great Sunday to me.
Fire Leaping.. Mud Crawling.. Beer Drinking.. Free Warrior Helmet.. Seriously, how can you say no to that??
So if you live in Southern California and have any balls at all, I suggest you sign up. We’ll be running in the 1pm slot. Do it.
More info over at WarriorDash.com.
Dave Letterman – Beer Shooter
We’ve all been there. You’ve just finished slamming another Coors Light and damn it you just got back from the bathroom. Who needs to get up AGAIN to get another beer, right? Your dog is no good. You know better than to yell across the house for your girl to help you in your time of need. If only there was a robot that could help. If only…

