Honestly, I don’t know that much about the guy besides him being widely regarded as one of the greatest writers of modern literature and all.. I have one of his books, of course the title escapes me.. He wrote the entire book on napkins and scraps of paper then numbered them all so that he could remember the order.. Handed in a bunch of bags of scraps to his editor.. Cool move.
Also, and arguably, most important is the fact that he appeared as himself in the classic film BACK TO SCHOOL.. Anyone who’d do that can’t be too bad, ya know. He’ll be missed for sure.
And So It Goes..
Archive for TV/Film/Music
R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut
A Vision Into Trey & Matt’s Possible Fate Without Entertainment Attorneys
This is an ad from today’s Variety.. Doesn’t look too awful bad if you ask me. Weed, Coke, Guns.. A normal weekend in Hollywood. Ironically, this is probably just a candid photo that they scraped up around the house.
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PreView Reviews: Go See The Departed Again
THE GRUDGE 2 – If this shit is half as boring as the first one then it’ll be about as exciting as watching flies fuck.*
9 Drinks to Enjoy
MAN OF THE YEAR – Robin shouldn’t have quit drinking. I still miss his manic, sweaty standup routines from the seventies. Wooo!
7 Drinks to Enjoy
THE MARINE – I’m sure as I type this that Lazlo is already in a theater watching this movie as he has the day off and a huge John Cena poster hanging in his bathroom. You forgot about… THE MARINE. Ha.
7 Drinks to Enjoy
*Blatantly stolen line from Carlin, but it was appropriate, so suck it.
PreView Reviews: Can We Just Get To The Oscar Pics Already?
THE GUARDIAN – TOP GUN meets THE PERFECT STORM. Meet my ass. (Don’t know who the chick is, but I’m not about to put a pic of Kutch and Kostner up on my site, thank you very much).
7 Drinks to Enjoy
OPEN SEASON – Don’t know anything about this.. Seems there’s a new kids crappy ass CGI bullshit cartoon every weekend now. Shit, this one probably has Martin Lawrence in it or something. No Pixar, No Lou.
8 Drinks to Enjoy
SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS – Oh, how the mighty have fallen.. Todd Phillips leaves BORAT to do this. Great move, dumbass. At least you got that Amish guy from NAPOLEON DYNOMITE. I heard he’s a hot commodity three years ago. Fucktard.
9 Drinks to Enjoy
PreView Reviews: Just Go See CRANK
THE COVENANT – 4 teens not big enough for the CW are desce3ndants of witches from 1692 or some shit. If that isn’t enough to make you not see this movie, maybe the fact that Renny Harlin directed it will. Even the chicks in it look like 3or4 beer chicks. Pass.
8 Drinks to Enjoy
HOLLYWOODLAND – If you wanna see Ben Affleck as Superman, just click HERE. Nuff Said.
6 Drinks to Enjoy
THE PROTECTOR – Just the same old “Aisan Guy in Australia seeks revenge on The Mafia in order to get back his Stolen Elephants” story. Jesus, Hollywood. Run out of ideas, indeed.
8 Drinks to Enjoy
PreView Reviews: Booze, Football & Worms.. Just Like Every Weekend In The Fall
BEERFEST – If you think we’re not whole-heartedly endorsing this movie, you’ve probably never been with a Tijuana hooker and you sir can go fuck a duck and leave my site for good. This is our real Snakes on a Plane. Our Chinatown. Our Road House. Just get some cheap ass beer and go see this freakin movie you lazy fuckball snatch.
MPAA Rating: R for pervasive crude and sexual content, language, nudity and substance abuse.
-Nuff Said.
3 Drinks to Enjoy
HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS – How? With fucking tequila bitch. Everyone knows that.
9 Drinks to Enjoy
IDLEWILD – There was a time when I was excited for this movie. That time was 2004. This is 2006 and I’m just drunk at work and not.
7 Drinks to Enjoy
INVINCIBLE – “I can do things! Things you don’t know about!” Like serve warm beer, throw a football and put things in her trunk.
6 Drinks to Enjoy
Drunks On A Site
There’s really only one thing to say.. BRING IT!!
Now get out of your office, go grab a 40 of King Cobra or some Samuel Jackson, “It’ll Get You Drunk!” and go see some mutherfuckin’ snakes on a mutherfuckin’ plane, yo!
3 Drinks to Enjoy*
*Nothing ever gets less than 3 drinks. This is the top rating I offer. Nothing should be enjoyed while under the influence of under 3 drinks.
PreView Reviews: Just Go See Little Miss Sunshine
WORLD TRADE CENTER – Nicolas Cage has a mustache and a bad New York accident. That’s really all I have to say about this. Don’t have a lot of 9/11 humor anymore. I’ve moved on to mystery liquid terror jokes.
6 Drinks to Enjoy
PULSE – Haunted gadgets, huh? Yep. Haunted cell phones.
9 Drinks to Enjoy
STEP UP – He’s a poor kid from the streets.. She’s a rich girl who dances ballet.. I’m going to fucking go into a theatre all Trench Coat Mafia stylie and start peelin’ caps and then turn the gun on myself and splatter my brains all over the screen.
9 Drinks to Enjoy
ZOOM – Jesus Christ.. This weekend can’t get anymore depressing can it? Teenage superheroes. Tim Allen. I just don’t have the energy for this shit. Can we just get to SNAKES ON A MUTHERFUCKIN PLANE already? Fuck.
9 Drinks to Enjoy
