Meant to post this yesterday and then earlier today his publicist announced that he wasn’t too drunk to fly, he was just sick. Right. And I hang out at playgrounds because I like the fuckin monkey bars. Either way, it’s Hoff and it’s Friday and this time it was Jen who sent us in the buttery Hoff goodness.
Oh, and Rex fuckin’ hates all the Hoff stuff, so that just means we have to keep em comin kids so that maybe he’ll get off his drunk ass, stop playin Halo (and with himself) and write some more freaking articles. That’s right, I called you out online, yo. And on a Hoff post no less. Now, for the love off Vera Wang’s oversized clit, get to ranting.
[Original TMZ Story - ABC News Rebuttle]
[Thanks, Jen]