Just a quick thanks to everyone who voted and tried to help our boy John in the 7-Eleven thingy. I’m not sure if I’m happy it was close or not. Feels like we could’ve snuck through. Oh well. Guess we’ll just have to find another way to make him famous. Actually, Rex, we need to step it up man. Johnny needs to be huge before the end of the year. This is getting ridiculous. I need a drink.

Alright, so we did it in round one, but we need to take John all the way to the top and there’s no way he can do it without your help so please take a sec to jump over to FrawgChallenge.com and give ole Johnny a vote for his spastic cracked-out trucker ballet.
Remember, it’s TUESDAY ONLY for this round.
Thanks again for all your help.. Let’s get the word out and finally make one of our own famous.
-Lou

St. Patrick’s Day Prayer:
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk)
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever.
Barmen.

And with 72% of the votes no less!! Way to go drunks! He couldn’t of done it without you. And that’s not a line. There’s no way he could of. I mean, he’s a guy in trucker hat having an “episode” in front of 7 Eleven. Usually you just give them some change, feel bad for a couple seconds and then go about your day.
I’ll keep you posted on Round Two.. If my math is correct, and it probably isn’t, looks like it’ll be a week from Tuesday. Were taking this kid all the way to the top!

We need your help!! Our friend John needs your vote today. Please go to The Frawg Challenge today and drop a vote in for this redneck freakin’ out in front of a 7-Eleven. He’ll need all the help in the world in order to beat the double-jointed opera singer.
Thanks again, and I’ll be back full time soon. Still recovering, but this was too important to forget.
-Lou

Too. Sick. To. Blog.
Be Back Soon…
-Lou

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that Sunday is the “official” One Year Anniversary of SorryIGotDrunk.com. But, just like everything else in my past, the actual date is a bit blurry. Yes, there is a post that day and even a few in the following weeks, but they were done mainly so I could figure out this whole Interwebs blogging thingy. Nothing original was written for a few weeks while we all paced back and forth deleting potential posts, worried about the enevitable backlash from the hundreds of thousands of readers we imagined would stumble across the site. Oh, the naiveté. Well, to all of those who have been there to support, link, contribute or otherwise champion this little drunk site, I send my thanks to you. So, with that said, Happy Birthday SIGD, kind of.
Jesus. I can’t even commit to a date with my website. Ha.
Now I’m off to get drunk.. You should too. After you check out the newest little bitch in the family, Celebutaint, natch.
As Always,
Mahalo,
Lou

I’m Sorry I Got Drunk and yelled at you.
Lou <3′s You Guys 4Ever

With Laz still drunkenly trouncing around Park City, no doubt with a three picture deal and a raging drug problem by now, it leaves me here to try and translate his sloppily thumbed out blackberry emails so that you, dear reader can at least tangentially experience the sub-zero self-flagellation that is Sundance.
But until his next entry comes in, how about some snow job hot tub action I ganked from our friends over at cityrag. It was only fair since they ganked one of my favorites from last week. Also, I just wanted to say gank a bunch of times. Gank.