This one comes from human zealot:
yeah that’s right..go fuck yourself you little shithead maker of the site..smallville rocks and the best tv show ever…you can suck my earthly dick just like your mother did:)
Earthly dick, huh? Are you implying I’m from another planet or something? And I think my mother did mention something about your dick tasting like the earth. No, it was mud. No, I remember, it was mudbutt.
“You know how I know you’re gay? Because your dick tastes like shit.. ”
Sometimes, you go away on vacation and you know your not going to be able to blog for a few days, but every once in awhile you think about your blog and how even though it’s kinda stupid, you miss it sometimes. Looking for funny videos or trying to fit time into your workday to try and recap the drunken misadventures you had last night. But then you get back and check your email to see what’s the latest YouTube vid Justus has sent in or if Lazlo has actually drank the last of LA’s whiskey and you get this email…
From: charles slingluff
what a lame site. Why do you spend time on it? do you make money?
just curious and wasted in Denver. Somehow you came up under a
search for post porno video shoot. Go figure.
…and it makes it all worthwile, ya know? At least he was wasted, right?
Off to Chicago in a couple hours and actually busy here at work, so no PreView Reviews today. Just don’t have the time. Sorry. Personally, I would see THE BLACK DAHLIA even though Hartnett’s Furrow is the main guy. You can’t fuck with DePalma and I think there’s a large chested blond girl with ridiculously pouty lips in it. Oh, and Mia Kirshner, too. Shit, I might go see the damn thing right now and rub one out before the plane. Shit, I’ve gotten off topic again.
Will be in CHI for the next few days for the second leg of the 30th Birthday Celebration. Taking in a Cubs game tomorrow, a Sound Tribe Sector Nine show tomorrow night. Probably look up the old ex girlfriend while I’m in town and see if she can round up some Windy City Tail for me and the boys. Get to watch a Bears game, in Chicago, when they look, (last week anyhow), like they might actually be a real football team this year.
Will try and get some good LouVisions while away as I know I’m probably going to be trashed from about 4pm today until noon on Monday. Have a great weekend kids and I’ll see you on the other side.
As Always, Mahalo,
Lou
–For no reason whatsoever, I threw a nice new hot pic of Christina Aguilera after the jump. Go There.–
Yeah, I know it’s me, but fuck it, I always do a quick google search for everyone else on their bday, so I’m doing the same for me. If you don’t like it, you can suck it! To everyone whose been there supporting our drunken rants over the past year and a half, I say thanks to you. If things go well, I should be able to rack up some good stories from what I’m sure will be a week or more of complete drunken retardedness, yo.
In honor of the Shatner Roast this weekend, SorryIGotDrunk.com is giving away a copy of The Roast of Denis Leary Uncensored.
Just send us an email to SorryIGotDrunk@gmail.com with the subject line “LEARY ROAST” and we will randomly choose the winner over the weekend. That’s it, no essays or any of that dumb shit, just a freakin email and you get a free DVD sent to your house.
As usual, we will not sell your emails or anything shitty like that. I might send you some good pr0n from time to time, but really, you can never have enough porn, right?
Good Luck, Drunks,
Lou
Well, I’m off kids. Off to a weekend of drunken beachside camping at El Capitan beach. I’ll try and get some good LouVision pics or vids if anything of interest happens. So, while we’ve still got some summer left, get the fuck out of your house this weekend and go run around outside. This should be done after at least 2-3 drinks, though. Then again, everything should be done after 2-3 drinks, but that’s beside the point.
As Always, Mahalo,
Lou
Weekend Drink Recommendation: SON OF A BEACH
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Gin
6 oz Orange juice
Combine all the ingredients in a tall glass over ice.
Well, I’m off to go get blasted on Rum and Cokes before going to see MIAMI VICE tonight. Shit, I might even have a Mojito. Mo-Ji-To. Have a stupendously drunken, ridiculously weird and wonderful weekend, kids. If all goes well, be back on Monday..
BTW, I just googled “miami” for a quick pic and this was the first one that came up. Don’t really see Miami, but who am I to argue with the Google Gods? If this is the most appropriate pic for Miami, then dammit, I’m using it. Alright, I’ve rambled on enough.
Love, Peace & Purple Hooters,
Lou
SorryIGotDrunk.com & VANS Warped Tour 2006 have teamed up to give you the chance to win a trip for two to the Final Warped Tour show in Cleveland August 11th!!
Yeah, I realize its a repost, but I’m too lazy to do it again today. Drunk, Lazy & Tired. Happy BDay Bro.. Thanks again for all your help with the site when I’m an undependable f*ck.
