Sorry Drunk News
Off To Vegas.. Be Back Next Week
Apr 23rd 2010
The gang and I are headed off to the desert this weekend for a little fun in the sun and dark casinos. It’s Scrabstar’s bachelor party, so if all goes well, we expect a 93% survival rate from the 15 or so lunatics that are going to be invading the Planet Hollywood, MGM Grand and god knows where else over the next 3 days.
If I’m coherent enough, I will be keeping tabs over my twitter, so if you’re not already a follower, then stop the slacking and get on it.
http://twitter.com/sorryigotdrunk
So, with that, I bid you adieu and may all your slots be loose. If you know what I mean.
As Always, Mahalo,
Lou
Twitter Contest Update: 5 Free Disposable Flasks to Random New Follower!!
Apr 12th 2010
Once we hit 300 followers, I’ll randomly pick a winner from #270 on. (That’s where we were when I started the contest.)*
So go follow us at <a href=”http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk”>http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk</a> and spread the word and if I find out you referred the winner, maybe I’ll even send you a couple flasks of your own! Sweet, Beautiful, Disposable Flasks! 
*At this blistering pace, the contest should be over sometime mid 2012.
/sarcasm
Twitter Contest: 300th follower gets 5 flasks from Disposable Flasks!
Apr 9th 2010
As we near 300 and in a last ditch attempt to buy your approval, I’m giving away 5 free flasks from Disposable Flasks! So go follow us at http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day: Let’s Make Some Green Beer! UPDATED!
Mar 17th 2010
Today, we’re all Irish and you know what that means? We get to not eat potatoes?!? Nope. We get to be drunk, wear green and talk with ridiculous accents. Oh, and we get to drink green beer. So, without any further ado, let’s get to the recipe.
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ay close attention, this kind of intense, but I think you can do it if you pay close attention to detail.
Step 1: Add ONE drop of GREEN food coloring to a clear GLASS.
Step 2: Pour BEER into glass.
Step 3: Drink beer quickly while showing off its wonderful green hue to everyone who is drinking with you. (If alone, take a picture and put it up on Facebook showing all the people you went to high school with that you are a fancy pants who even when alone always does it right).**
Step 4: Repeat.
That’s it! Now, get to it. Let’s get working on those “I was a little too Irish yesterday” hangovers.
Note: Best for lighter colored beers although it will turn the head of a nice pint of Guinness green as well.
**So, I finally made it home, but not without stopping at the store and picking up some beer and some food coloring and we (the misses and me) are now presently drinking said beer.
So, Slàinte everybody. See you tomorrow.
Mahalo,
Lou
Warrior Dash!!!
Mar 10th 2010
The unbelievable is happening.. Rex is turning 30 next month. Along with all these earthquakes, Corey Haim dying and other natural disasters I’m pretty sure that the Mayans were right and 2012’s apocalypse is just around the corner. All the more reason to do completely unreasonable things like run three miles, probably half drunk, in costume, through mud, fire and barbed wire with a few thousand other lunatics. Sounds like a pretty great Sunday to me.
Fire Leaping.. Mud Crawling.. Beer Drinking.. Free Warrior Helmet.. Seriously, how can you say no to that??
So if you live in Southern California and have any balls at all, I suggest you sign up. We’ll be running in the 1pm slot. Do it.
More info over at WarriorDash.com.
Happy 5 Year Anniversary, SorryIGotDrunk.com!
Feb 26th 2010
Five years ago today, I started this blog. Crazy. So much has happened since that fateful day. Given, for the most part, I’m still that scrappy little fella who was sorry that he got drunk last night. Although now I’m a little older, a little fatter and a whole lot more married. Five years is actually a little dishonest, being that the site has been dormant for the most part for the past two years, but here I am in the middle of an attempted relaunch and come to find out today is the big fiver!
Just this week I grabbed the old files, migrated them to a new host and even imported them away from Movable Type to do it all Wordpressian and shit. So far so good. Please let me know of any notes or idea you all have. I look forward to bringing back the wonderful world of Lou, Lazlo, Sweepea, Rex & gang to all of you. So let’s celebrate the beginning of the middle of the end or something to that effect. SIGD is back. Drinks are on Laz.
Mahalo,
Lou
