Everyone knows that Nancy Reagan only had on breast, but it’s a little known fact that the other was filled with pure, uncut Bolivian cocaine. And poppy seeds.

Kermit the Frog was actually murdered in a mysterious boating incident in the fall of ’99 and was eventually served as the main course at Fat Toady’s Hoppin’ Hole in New Orleans, LA. Witnesses report that he was “greasy” and “tasted like chicken.” No suspects were ever arrested although likely culprit Elmo to this day refuses to speak of the incident. The role of Kermit has since been played by Tobias D. Toad, a Vegas impersonator.

Bronson Pinchot trademarked the Myposian Dance of Joy from “Perfect Strangers” and to this day lives off the royalties of Danish and Hungarian musicals that are based around it.

Mary Lou Retton made everyone in her practice gym workout on their knees because of her vicious Napoleon complex. She allegedly cut the feet off of two lesser known Serbian practice partners in a fit of anger one day after they asked if she wanted a tall or short stack of pancakes.

The three children from Mr. Belvedere, (Tracy “Wonky Eye” Wells, Rob “All Night” Stone & Brice “Sudafed” Beckham), went on to create and run one of the nation’s largest Methamphetamine rings. They are all on the FBI’s Most Wanted List and are currently on the run having been last seen in a brothel in Tijuana.
Christopher Hewett, (aka Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere), however lives in Idaho with his boyfriend Gerard and their 3 cats, Small Wonder, Tammi Faye, and Optimus Prime.

While shooting SHORT CIRCUIT, Ally Sheedy had 3 month relationship with Number 5 that included a legendary threesome with Steve Guttenberg and 2 cans of WD40.

Tom Hanks has been known to kick people in the nuts for calling him “The Nicest Guy in Hollywood.”

Emilio Esteves was in a horrible yachting accident when he was a kid and has robotic arms.

Tom Selleck’s mustache had its own trailer and craft services on MAGNUM P.I.

In every close up in RED DAWN, Patrick Swayze refused to wear pants.