Hitler was the archetype of the abstemious man. When the other krauts saw him drink water in the Beer Hall they should have known he was not to be trusted.
–Robert M. Parker, Jr.

With such compelling information, the question is why haven’t we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking? The answer is: the alcohol industry.
–Lucille Roybal-Allard
Word to editor,
INDUSTRY RULES…
–Justus

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or lose, its how drunk you get.
–Homer Simpson

“I’m for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.”
–Frank Sinatra

“I don’t drink as much as I use to could.”
-Anna Nicole Smith

“OK brain, you don’t like me and I don’t like you– so let’s get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
–Homer Simpson

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is.
–Billy Carter

Ahh, Beer! My one weakness…my Achilles Heel, if you will…
-Homer Simpson

What about some brandy or beer? You can sneak it into the room.
–Alvin Ailey

They who drink beer will think beer.
–Washington Irving