Quotes
Sweepea’s Drunk Quote o’ the Day
Jun 14th 2010
“The trouble with the world is that everybody is three drinks behind.”
- Humphrey Bogart
R.I.P. Dennis Hopper
Jun 1st 2010
I`ve been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used to do cocaine so I could sober up and drink more. My last five years of drinking was a nightmare. I was drinking a half-gallon of rum with a fifth of rum on the side, in case I ran out, 28 beers a day, and three grams of cocaine just to keep me moving around. And I thought I was doing fine because I wasn`t crawling around drunk on the floor.
–Dennis Hopper
[Quote from 2001]
Justus’ Drunk Quote of the Day
May 20th 2010
Have you ever been so drunk you wet the bed? Not even sleeping, just standing over, pissing on it?
–Zach Galifianakis
Justus’ Drunk Quote of the Day
May 18th 2010
It only takes one drink to get me drunk– I can just never remember if its the eighth or ninth.
–George Burns
Justus’ Drunk Quote of the Day
May 6th 2010
“By the way you guys, can I just say as a side note, I am loving this can-wine thing, I think it’s brilliant. I mean I’m active, I’m gesturing with my hands, and I don’t feel restricted. If I was holding a wine glass right now I’d be spilling wine all over the god damn place”
–Dennis (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Sweepea’s Drunk Quote o’ the Day
May 3rd 2010
“I should never have switched from scotch to martinis.”
– Humphrey Bogart (widely attributed as his last words)
Justus’ Drunk Quote of the Day
Apr 19th 2010
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
–Henny Youngman