I hate Fergie. I know hate is a harsh word, but you’ve got to understand that to hate someone, there has to have once been love, so in this instance I find it okay to use the word. I used to love Fergs, just like I used to love BEP before they started suckling the white man’s corporate teet. I don’t hate them though. I’ve been trying to get at that teet for most of my natural life and even though I’m super smart and sexy I just can’t seem to get there. It’s hard out here for a 20something middle class white male.
Where was I? Oh yeah. I hate Fergie. BUT there is something I do like, and that’s videos of teenage girls dancing around to sexually suggestive songs and god bless whoever did this, because it almost makes “My Humps” tolerable. Almost.
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Everybody’s Doing The Cruise.. Or is it the Crizzuise? Whatever. Shit’s funny. I love that lil guy.

[nose gear via goldenfiddle]

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At least he’s recycling, right?

…But I totally condone drunk driving. This kind.

Another movie, like The Simpsons Movie that I was 100% against when I first heard it was being made, but if you think that Laz and I won’t be first in line at the midnight showing on the Thursday before its release at whatever too-hip-for-its-own-good L.A. theatre decides to take our geeky yet not as geeky as Star Wars money, well then you’ve clicked to the wrong website, bro. Enjoy.