What happened last night, and why does my pussy hurt?
Posted by: seejayess
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Humpday Hotties: Kate Beckinsale
Well, better late than never, right? She’s got the number one movie with Underworld: Evolution that her husband directed. She’s got a couple kids and still has an amazing body. A wonderful English accent. She lights up right after she gets out of the gym. I mean, I bet this girl can drink me under the table. At least that’s one of my fantasies. Ha.
–Nude NSFW images after the jump–
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The “Growing Up Gotti” fan club met today to protest cancellation of the show.
Posted by: sweepea
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
Posted by: Pikachu
Although “Growing Up Gotti” is cancelled we ‘ve just received THIS PRODUCTION STILL from the not-so-famous grandchildren’s new show set to air on VH1; the name of the new series? You won’t be surprised. I mean what else would you call the Ghotti-boyeeez and their group of Young Italian Men doin’ manly things’(like wrastlin’, wrastlin’in a pool, wrastlin’at the beach, etc.) but: SAUSAGE FEST.
Posted by: call-me-dave
Didn’t you get the memo, dickwad? I said STRIPED SHIRTS this week!
Posted by: jasper
Nice arches on the eyebrows dillweed.
Posted by: jason
In later news today, a cloning experiment gone horribly wrong left hundreds of girls fleeing from a local dance club screaming…
Posted by: pixie
Daddy don’t…. NOOO… I swear all the other boys dress this way! STTOOPPP
Posted by: alex
[Drunken Stepfather]
Humpday Hotties: Evangeline Lilly
Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Thursday.. Blah Blah Blah… Since LOST is finally back on after its 247 week hiatus, I figured it was finally time to give a little love to our favorite two-timing, bank-robbing, horse-halucinating, hatch-showering, former party line advocate, Evangeline Lilly.
–More pics after the jump.. Unfortunately, none are NSFW–
James Frey Is A Lying Sorry Drunk And Lazlo’s Mom Feels He Needs To Know About It
Guess whose back… Back Again,
Sup kiddos, Lazlo awaking from his post holiday haze here. I know it has been a while, and you will all be glad to know that after a very strenuous holiday season that had me seriously contemplating various ways of paying off the admission board to Promises (I am way too Hollywood for Betty Ford), I made a spattering of New Years Resolutions. Of course I broke them all in the one Saturday Night/Sunday Morning/Sunday Afternoon/Fuck I Shouldn’t Have Done All That/Why Am I Bleeding, Good Time. Who knew that saying things like “I Vow Not to Head Butt the Wall in the New Year,” or “I Promise To Not Almost Dislocate my Shoulder Tackling the Tree in the Front Yard” would prove so difficult.
Speaking of Resolutions, (Segue anyone), the author/wannabe badass James Frey failed to keep his New Years’ better life statement to not let anyone know that he lied his ass of in his new book and now his publishing company is offering a return on his money. “Wait Lazlo,” you say, “How the hell would you know about a book, and 500 page odd book with very little in the way of pictures at that?” That is a damn good question.
Humpday Hotties: Sienna Miller
So, first Jude Law cheated on her with the nanny.. Then she cheated on him with Daniel Craig, the new 007 and then got back with Nancy Boy Law like it was no big thang.. Now she’s apparently filled her house with paintings she’s made my smearing paint on her naked breasts and rubbing them on canvas. Seriously, guys, what is there not to like about this little tart?
Bartending 101: Mid-Term Exam – The Test!
By: Sweepea
I decided a while ago that I was going to take the written exam. Well, I did as much “research” as I could (step 1 of The Plan) and also procrastinated as long as I could (step 2 of The Plan). So now it was time to face the inevitable tunes.
I don’t want to fail in front of a bunch of people, so I leave work early and drive to the school. Against my plan, four other people are there, including a guy from my class (a huge basketball player-slash-college student).
“Hey,” I say. “You testing today too?”
“At this very moment,” he says.
“How’s it going?” I ask, seeing that he’s still working on the first page.
He groans and shakes his head as an answer. I’m feeling even less confident now.
LouVision: Drunken Holidays Edition
Christmas carolers. The Jehova’s Witnesses of the music world. Coming to your table unannounced pitching their strange stories about Silent Nights and some creepy big brother type guy who has your name on a list and is coming for you. The only solution: Wine. Lots and lots of wine.
A Mariah Christmas? Aren’t the holidays depressing enough without looking at her bloated ab-painted body slutting around like Mrs. Santa Claus on ecstasy? Actually, that actually sounds intriguing. Nevermind.
Sometimes you drink too much gin. Sometimes you go to parties that are boring. Sometimes you have to piss on the street near your friends car. And, sometimes, just sometimes, you have to sit on the sidewalk alone and think about what you’ve done.
Humpday Hotties: Lindsay Lohan
Yeah, yeah.. I know it’s Thursday now and Humpday has since passed, but so what. So, I’ve been a little slow in my post New Year’s recovery. What are you gonna do about it? Why you gotta go and start shit like that with me this early in the morning when all I’m doing is trying to provide you with half naked pictures of Miss Lohan back before she became a bullimic crackhead like me. Yeah, I know she seems to making a slow comeback to her former curvy glory, but until that transformation is complete, I’m still showing you these. Happy fuckin New Year, perv.
