Darren’s Dance Grooves UnRated DVD..
Posted by: Justus
Bump-Rump 2006!!!!
Valentines day in Harlem
Posted by: Crappy
“In Living Color Reunion 2006″ reuniting the Wayan’s brothers once again..
Posted by: Justus
Where the white women at indeed.
Posted by: Papercuts!
the most un-hygenic way to scratch hemroids
Posted by: call me dave
Robbie,Bobby,Ricky & Mike, If I like a girl who cares who you like…
Posted by: Justus
Archive for Pictures
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I was previously unaware that Lazlo was a muppet.
Posted by: matt
This is one Halloween that Tara Reid hopes to forget…
Posted by: Jack
How did you get my yearbook photo?
Posted by: Lazlo
“Last thing I remember is Miss Piggy giving me a lapdance and being manhandled by Snuffleupagus.”
Posted by: sweepea
tHUrsMPDAY HOTTIES: Beyonce Knowles
A day late again. Couldn’t be avoided kids.. Crazy week in general. It’s hard to post half naked pictures when I’m at work and let’s just say I didn’t make it home last night. Beyonce is this week’s HH in all her bootylicious glory with the Grammy’s last night and her 3rd feature, Pink Panther, coming out this Friday alongside the ailing career of Steve Martin, although SNL was actually tolerable this week with him.
So far, no real NSFW pics to be found, but just know that I’m on the hunt.
–More pics after the jump–
Trippy Pictures, Yo
Listen, you little bitches. I get emails every day from you sending me stories and asking if you can help contribute to the site and yet, I give you a picture of a child feeding a fucking2 kangaroo and you give me no comments.. No captions.. Which to a fragile ego like mine equates to No Love. So, for the love of Zeus’ butthole, just placate me at least and leave a generic caption under a fake name or something to let me know that someone, somewhere is reading this drivel that I call my passion. HA!
Until then, drink 5 shots of Jagermeister, 4 Budweiser bottles and touch your nose to the screen between these fine two ladies below… Then start slowly walking backwards and watch the “10pm Hot Chick” turn into the “2:30am Hot Chick” or the “2:30am Hot Chick” turn into the “8am Oh my fucking God, what have I done?” chick.
By the way, I love you all, and yes, I’m drunk. But isn’t that redundant?
As Always, Mahalo,
Lou
P.S. Leave it to Rex to leave a priceless comment to that exact post while I’m typing my rant on how none of you fuckers leave comments. Fuck. Oh well… Technically he doesn’t count anyhow because he’s my real life friend and you bastards are my binary friends and you’re letting me down. So, 110100001100101011011000111000000100000011000010010000001100010011100100
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Looks like the lady in the background is getting the next one ready to go. Kangaroo fluffer. Nice.
Posted by: rex
What the kangroo is thinking: “Not yet…let the little bastard get closer…wait for it…wait for it…
Posted by: Papercuts!
Dude…can’t you see I’m fucking busy here! Cockblocker!!!
Posted by: Jason
“I…uh…okay, thanks buddy, I was getting a little hungry. Uh, hey, do you have anything to drink?”
Posted by: mmh1
Australian… for petting zoo.
Posted by: S.O. Mac
A man can either eat or have sex, but not both. Wait til I’m done. Then come back with a pizza and a 12 pack of beer. Kthxbye
Posted by: damnhell
Mate, can you come back in about 5 minutes with a cigarette?
Posted by: Lucasship1
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Candidate for gayest church employee of the year.
Posted by: Hoarsevomit
I had sex! With a REAL GIRL! And the proof is on my hat!
Posted by: Papercuts!
If he’s going to be in heaven, then its time to start sinning
Posted by: graboids
Are those Michael Bolton CD’s behind him?
Posted by: Cerise
Yo quiero birth control.
Posted by: Pap
“I just don’t understand why blank cd’s are consuming 43% of the office supply budget.”
Posted by: Rod Townsend
Head Mixer on Kevin Federline’s hot new hit single “PopoZao”.
Posted by: umm no
Mr. Romantic’s front (his backside is getting poked at the moment)
Posted by: jrosey
Humpday Hotties: Christina Aguilera
I must admit, I almost forgot about the old Humpday Hottie today. I know, I know, that’s seriously messed up, but then I happened to read the comment about the ‘Hoff being the Hottie for this week and I knew something must be done. Honestly, I have no clever tie in for Xtina being this week’s HH other than she did some pretty hot Rolling Stone photos like the one above. See some more over at our new sister site, Celebutaint… More on that later. It’s only a day or two old.
Oh, I forgot.. A few years back I got the lucky chance to work on Miss Aguilera’s video for “Dirrrty” and when I was sitting on the couch watching the monitors, Christina came over between takes and accidentally sat down on my hand. So, I guess, technically I’ve grabbed her ass. There, now I’ve made it a credible choice.
BoozeQuest: The Cape Cod
By: Sweepea
Since going to Bartending School, I realized that there are a lot of drinks out there that sound fantastic but I’ve never tried. So I’ve decided that for every night I go out I’ll dedicate the entire night to one drink. And thus each shall make up what will be dubbed thine Booze Quest.
Tonight’s drink is going to be the Cape Cod, which is simply vodka and cranberry juice. Lou and I go to see my friend’s band perform at this place in Santa Monica. It’s a wanna-be jazz club, decorated with red velvet curtains and huge black and white pictures of old stars. A little kitschy, but nice.
Drink #1: The waitress brings me my first drink and it’s rather pink – meaning there’s more vodka than cranberry. This bartender seems to know his stuff: get the customer drunk on the first one, and bring on the watered-down ones progressively. I know his game… Anyway, we’re sitting among friends and they’re talking about work and movies and things I’ve never seen or heard of. And I’m really thirsty, so I finish the Cape Cod quickly and order another.
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Tara decided to give someone something besides a bone.
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