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Just like your political career, right down the tube…
-Justus
I did not inhale……
Posted by: rick Collins
Cram this in your wifes mouth. That outta shut her up.
Posted by: James

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Who says baseball is boring?
-Lou
Not sure if this is what they mean by 7th Inning Stretch.
-Lou
Take me out to the ball game!
-Justus
[Ed.Note: I've just been informed that this was a football game, (I don't have time to read links, shit), so from now on BASEBALL & FOOTBALL jokes will be allowed. Thank you for your time.]
He really swings the wood.
Posted by: Homer Simpson
Looks like the count is two balls.
Posted by: Homer Simpson
And she’s goes deep…
-Justus
Man, this game blows.
Posted by: Scooter
I kissed her between the strikes. She kissed me between the balls.
Posted by: Bob
Great day for double-header
Posted by: Brian
[Image via Deadspin]

Humpday Hotties: Josie Maran

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There are very few girls that I could even joke around as being perfect, but Josie Maran is definitely one of them. I had the luck to meet her a few years ago and actually chat her up for a few minutes and she was so unbelievably cool, it’s just not fair really. This girl is the real thing.

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LouVision: Things I Learned From The Airplane Safety Manual

[While I'm still too lazy and uninspired to give you all the full write up on the second leg of my 30th birthday celebration that won't end and my journey into the drunken underbelly of Chicago. Until then, how bout some LouViz, yo. Sorry about the blurriness.. I may have been drunk at the time.]

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In the case of the emergency, don’t forget to put your foot into your neighbor’s ass.

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Women must push their crotches firmly against the door and ride it out of the plane.

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Black male passengers have to take their pants off and well, that’s probably enough of this.

LouVision: No, Seriously, It’s Cristal

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My new favorite champagne.. A birthday present from SO Mac and Loco Ono.

LouVision: 30th Birthday – Day 1 & 2

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Hit up a drunken lunch yesterday at Ca Del Sole, a nice little Italian joint that gave me this funky treat. I had finished off a bottle of Pinot Grigio with a couple friends and then they ordered me another glass as well. Let’s just say the afternoon wasn’t productive.

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Snapped a photo of these naked ancient chicks wrestling while exiting the bathroom. Another in a long line of LouVision UrinalCam posts..

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Stopped off and had a couple Tanqueray Rocks’ at Ford’s Filling Station last night before catching CRANK. I gotta say, besides LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, best movie of the year. But I recommend seeing it early in the day as doing crank that late can wreck havoc on your sleep cycle.

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Today, Sweepea and another buddy of ours treated me to a lunch at Hard Rock Cafe at Universal Studios. Good times. Waitress was from Chicago. She called me sweetie and honey, but no number asked for. Not today.

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I had a Bloody Mary and got to keep the souvenir glass. Oh, what a birthday this is shaping up to be. Ha.

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This car spun in circles as we ate. I really don’t have anything clever to say about that..

Should have some more good photos after the insanity that this weekend is shaping up to be.. Later.
-Lou

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Lindsay and Harry re-enact how they met for her mom.
Posted by: millie
While your down there……
Posted by: Rick Collins
just take the freakin’ picture, already, so i can exhale!
Posted by: chopinzghost
now, if this was just flat enough to set my beer on, she’d be perfect.
Posted by: chopinzghost
hey lindsey if you listen closely you can hear my sperm getting read to start thier engines
Posted by: ty

LouVision: Drunk In The Back Of A Taxi.. Saturday Afternoon

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After skimboarding for the first and last time at Zuma Beach all morning, Rex, Beauxman and I hit up Baja Cantina in Marina Del Rey and racked up a $200 tab in a little over an hour. On the way home in the taxi, (how mature of us, huh?), I snapped a couple avant garde/drunken snapshots. Above are said photographs.
–Couple more after the Jump–

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Pour one out for my homies
Posted by: Adie

Humpday Hotties: The Old Hot Britney Spears

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Ah, remember the good ole days, pre-Fed, when good old BritBrit was the hottest thing under 21? Well, I do and it makes me a little sad everyday. Here’s a few oldies but goodies to get you over the hump.
–Kinda NSFW pics after jump–

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