I must admit, I almost forgot about the old Humpday Hottie today. I know, I know, that’s seriously messed up, but then I happened to read the comment about the ‘Hoff being the Hottie for this week and I knew something must be done. Honestly, I have no clever tie in for Xtina being this week’s HH other than she did some pretty hot Rolling Stone photos like the one above. See some more over at our new sister site, Celebutaint… More on that later. It’s only a day or two old.
Oh, I forgot.. A few years back I got the lucky chance to work on Miss Aguilera’s video for “Dirrrty” and when I was sitting on the couch watching the monitors, Christina came over between takes and accidentally sat down on my hand. So, I guess, technically I’ve grabbed her ass. There, now I’ve made it a credible choice.
Archive for Humpday Hotties
Humpday Hotties: Christina Aguilera
Humpday Hotties: Kate Beckinsale
Well, better late than never, right? She’s got the number one movie with Underworld: Evolution that her husband directed. She’s got a couple kids and still has an amazing body. A wonderful English accent. She lights up right after she gets out of the gym. I mean, I bet this girl can drink me under the table. At least that’s one of my fantasies. Ha.
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Humpday Hotties: Evangeline Lilly
Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Thursday.. Blah Blah Blah… Since LOST is finally back on after its 247 week hiatus, I figured it was finally time to give a little love to our favorite two-timing, bank-robbing, horse-halucinating, hatch-showering, former party line advocate, Evangeline Lilly.
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Humpday Hotties: Sienna Miller
So, first Jude Law cheated on her with the nanny.. Then she cheated on him with Daniel Craig, the new 007 and then got back with Nancy Boy Law like it was no big thang.. Now she’s apparently filled her house with paintings she’s made my smearing paint on her naked breasts and rubbing them on canvas. Seriously, guys, what is there not to like about this little tart?
Humpday Hotties: Lindsay Lohan
Yeah, yeah.. I know it’s Thursday now and Humpday has since passed, but so what. So, I’ve been a little slow in my post New Year’s recovery. What are you gonna do about it? Why you gotta go and start shit like that with me this early in the morning when all I’m doing is trying to provide you with half naked pictures of Miss Lohan back before she became a bullimic crackhead like me. Yeah, I know she seems to making a slow comeback to her former curvy glory, but until that transformation is complete, I’m still showing you these. Happy fuckin New Year, perv.
Humpday Hotties: Jessica Alba
So, we’ve shown you her sandy ass and let’s not forget when her nip decided to play peekaboo with the flash bulbs at the MTV awards.. This week’s HH is none other than the one and only Jessica Alba. An actress so bad, I’m shocked SHOCKED we haven’t seen those puppies bouncing around uncovered in a movie yet. Don’t worry though boys, we will. It is a mathematical and sociological certainty that she will realize her reason for existing here and whip ‘em out sooner or later. Shit, she’ll probably get nominated for an Oscar for it. Worked for Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman, Kate Winslet, Sissy Spacek… Oh, well you get the point… Female Nudity=Talent.
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Humpday Hotties: Scarlett Johansson
This little tart has gone from child actor to obscure period pieces to being the muse of some of the biggest talents in Hollywood like Sofia Coppola and now Woody Allen in her new movie Match Point. All things said and done, she couldn’t act her way out a wet paper sack. I mean, I’m not saying she’s Alba bad, but she only has a couple talents that matter to her career and you can see those right here.
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Humpday Hotties: Naomi Watts
This little Aussie Hottie went from being an unknown soap star to that topless girl in Mulholland Drive to being Nicole Kidman’s rock when her gay husband left her for Xenu and ritalin, (a street drug). Since then she’s appeared nude in just about every movie she’s been in, and it’s paid off. Now she plays the object of desire to the world’s most famous giant ape in this week’s King Kong. She can climb my Empire State Building anytime. Wait. That didn’t even make sense. The monkey climbs the building. Huh. Just look at the damn pictures. She’s hot.
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Humpday Hotties: Jennifer Aniston
This week’s HH comes at ya right on the heels of appearing topless on the cover of this month’s GQ as their first Woman of the Year after having her husband stolen by succubus/siren Angelina Jolie in case you haven’t heard. I know it hasn’t been covered much. This week, however, she is the one in control, issuing a warning to anyone who has the balls to publish these new topless photos of her in her backyard that apparently a papparazzi who had a lens that can see around the world and back, somehow managed to invade her privacy. Well, we don’t have those photos, we have others. I may be drunk, but I’m not Anna Nicole Smith.
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Humpday Hotties: Amy Smart
This week’s HH has blessed us with some topless action in Road Trip, helped Dawson “not want your life” in Varsity Blues and this week teases a used to be fat Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends… So let’s give it up to another girl next door to be thankful for.. Amy Smart.
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