Archive for Humpday Hotties

Humpday Hotties: Charlize Theron

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Humpday Hotties: Katie Holmes

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With the birth of Katie’s new otherworldy baby, Suri, and the beginning of the inevitable downward spiral of the whole TomKat debacle as she slowly but steadily tests the fences of the Scientology Celebrity Centre like a raptor in Jurassic Park until one night, she bursts through onto Franklin Boulevard into the throngs of drunken Hollywood traffic and is picked up by some locals and wisked away to the only place where Cruisey and his minions will never find her… Crazy Girls.
Until that fateful day, let’s marvel at the hottie she once was and maybe possible fingers crossed will be again.
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Humpday Hotties: Tiffani Amber Thiessen

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Humpday Hotties: Elisha Cuthbert

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I’m well aware of the fact that Elisha has been a Humpday Hottie before, but you know what? I’ve spent an hour or so tonight trying find another one and I can’t, so I’m posting this one. One of my old favs and you can deal with it..
UPDATE: So, in my drunken state I have actually gone and posted the same exact picture from last time.. So, to all those who say drugs affect your memory, I say.. I say.. Aw, fuck it. This is just so perfect. I’m going to just sit back and relish at my own ridiculousness. You should too.

Humpday Hotties: Rachel McAdams

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Without getting into the specifics of it, I saw THE NOTEBOOK this weekend and let me just say, in case I never have said before, that Rachel McAdams is probably the cutest hot girl in the world. Or is it hottest cute girl? I used to think it was Keira Knightley, but her upper lip needs to be fixed. Seriously. Looks like she’s got the damn thing stuck to her freakin’ nose. Oh well, topless and stripper pics of Rachel after jump.. Enjoy.
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Humpday Hotties: Leeann Tweeden

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It’s not every day that you see a beautiful woman covered in Budweiser caps. Not every day. Every couple of days, sure. Now, I’m a cheap bastard, so I didn’t buy the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and when I purused it in the grocery store, I failed to spend anytime on the ads. One of which is the above picture of Miss Leeann Tweeden.. Enjoy.
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Humpday Hotties: Natalie Portman

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Humpday Hotties: Jennifer Love Hewitt

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tHUrsMPDAY HOTTIES: Stacy Keibler

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tHUrsMPDAY HOTTIES: Beyonce Knowles

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A day late again. Couldn’t be avoided kids.. Crazy week in general. It’s hard to post half naked pictures when I’m at work and let’s just say I didn’t make it home last night. Beyonce is this week’s HH in all her bootylicious glory with the Grammy’s last night and her 3rd feature, Pink Panther, coming out this Friday alongside the ailing career of Steve Martin, although SNL was actually tolerable this week with him.
So far, no real NSFW pics to be found, but just know that I’m on the hunt.
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