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Humpday Hotties: Anna Nicole Smith

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I know it’s Friday, but I just haven’t had the extra 3 minutes this week to post the HH.. (Read: I’m a lazy sonofabiznitch).. I’m sure there are thousands of pics of her around the net, but I just wanted to drop a few to remember her craziness by.

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Humpday Hotties: Eva Longoria

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[Thanks for the suggestion, Rave Dad]

Humpday Hotties: Katherine Heigl

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You couldn’t pay me enough to watch Gray’s Anatomy, but I didn’t need a show with a guy named Dr. McDreamy on it for me to know that Heigl is hot. She was hot on Roswell.. Shit, she was hot when she was 14 years old in that movie with Gerard Depardeau. And I can say that because I was young then too. It’s not like I’m saying I think she is hot as a 14 year old girl now. It’s not like I’m not saying that, but it’s also like I’m not saying it. Now I’ve gone and confused myself. You know what I’m saying?

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Humpday Hotties: Molly Simms

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tHUrsMPDAY Hotties: Sienna Miller

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So, I may have done her before, but I’m too drunk and lazy to search my own site to make sure. Either way, this little firecracker deserves to be back up here as an HH anyhow. She’s a lil tramp who doesn’t think mammals were built to me monogamous, (a stance I agree with), she calls it Shittsburg, which as anyone whose ever spent more than 47 seconds there would probably agree with, and she’s half naked pretty much half of the time. Somehow that makes it seem like she’s naked a quarter of the time, but I’m not sure if that’s how it works. Some of these pics are NSFW, so invite your boss over to check them out.

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Humpday Hotties: Michelle Trachtenberg

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First off, it’s her birthday today, so I couldn’t miss a chance to give her the distinct honor of being this week’s Humpday Hottie. Secondly, she’s a short brunette, of which I have no defense for. And lastly because, a few years ago, I worked on BUFFY for a couple days and this girl blew Sarah Michelle Gellar out of the water in person. Just stunning. Even these pics don’t do her justice. Enjoy..

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Humpday Hotties: Kelly Brook

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I’m a little late to the Kelly Brook game, but that doesn’t make her any less capable of carrying the Humpday Hottie torch into October.. Enjoy.

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–Couple more nice shots over @ Celebutaint. Plug.

Humpday Hotties: Vanessa Marcil

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Can’t believe I haven’t had her as an HH before, but better late than never, right? Sadly, I couldn’t dig up any NSFW pics.. Yet. Enjoy.

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Humpday Hotties: Josie Maran

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There are very few girls that I could even joke around as being perfect, but Josie Maran is definitely one of them. I had the luck to meet her a few years ago and actually chat her up for a few minutes and she was so unbelievably cool, it’s just not fair really. This girl is the real thing.

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Humpday Hotties: The Old Hot Britney Spears

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Ah, remember the good ole days, pre-Fed, when good old BritBrit was the hottest thing under 21? Well, I do and it makes me a little sad everyday. Here’s a few oldies but goodies to get you over the hump.
–Kinda NSFW pics after jump–

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