SorryIGotDrunk » Drunks In The News

Patrick Kane is a Sorry Drunk

Lou — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 22:30:59 +0000

Congrats, Chicago. You deserve it, you drunk sons a bitches…

Genius Idea of the Day: Bros Icing Bros

Lou — Thu, 27 May 2010 20:34:28 +0000

So the rules are, if someone presents you with a Smirnoff Ice you must immediately take a knee and chug the entire thing. It’s that simple. Here’s a couple videos for you.

Also, here is a few links on the subject..

[CNN: Don't ice me, bro! When memes meet the marketplace]
[The Awl: Smirnoff Rep Speaks: We're Not Behind 'Bros Icing Bros']
and of course, let’s not forget…
[BrosIcingBros.com]

Major Garrett is a Sorry Drunk

Lou — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 20:51:49 +0000

I’m not a fan of Fox News. That shouldn’t need to be explained. Kind of like I’m not a fan of having my limbs ripped off in slow motion while being forced to listen to Celine Dion. But that being said, I must say I’m now a fan of Major Garrett. And no, that’s not some side character from “I Dream of Jeannie,” he is the White House correspondent for FNC and when he travels Europe and drinks and reports, he twitters about the whole thing. Here’s an example..

There’s more where that came from.. Check out the rest of his excellent drunk tweets over at HuffPo..

[Huffington Post: Major Garrett Is America's Most Heroic Twitterer]

Promoting Under the Influence: 9 Drunk Interviews From the Stars

Lou — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 00:42:34 +0000

Somehow we missed this wonderful article last week, but in the world of drunkery, it’s never too late to repost something. The boys and girls over at Movieline have compiled a great list of celebrities giving some amazing drunken interviews. You should take some time out of your busy schedule and check it out. You won’t regret it.

Check it out HERE!

L.A.’s Spiciest Cocktails

Lou — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 21:07:22 +0000

This link has three things I love to do simultaneously.. Drink Spicy Cocktails in L.A. There really is nothing better than adding a little spice to something sweet. My wife and I have been hooked on Chili Chocolate ever since trying them at her folks’ house a few months ago. There is not enough that can be said about spicy chocolate. It’s fan-freakin-tastic. But back to spicy drinks.. Check out this great article in LA Weekly. Looks like I might have to add a few more things to this weekend’s Honeydew List.[LA WEEKLY: Some Like it Hot: A Round-Up of L.A.'s Spiciest Cocktails + A Jalapeño Martini Recipe]

Bullitt Bar in Orlando, FL

Sweepea — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:26:41 +0000

Although the Steve McQueen film “Bullitt” took place in the streets of San Francisco, and held one of the best car chase sequences you will ever see, this film-inspired bar is in Orlando, Florida. But McQueen would definitely feel at home here, as it is decorated with a real Harley-Davidson, bullet holes in the walls, and more action-packed features that would inspire the late actor’s love of motorcycles and race cars.

[Orlando Sentinel]

Canadian Women’s Hockey Team are Sorry Drunks

Lou — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:11:30 +0000

The men’s hockey team may have taken a beating from the American’s early on, but the women whooped some Yankee ass and then celebrated like a woman Canadian hockey player should, by drinking and smoking right on center ice. Let’s give it up for our cousins up north shall we?

Click here for an Amazing Slideshow of the celebration.

Alaskan Moose Is A Sorry Drunk

Lou — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:38:35 +0000

Tipsy moose beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Bull moose strung with lights and tipsy on crab apples

By JULIA O’MALLEY
jomalley@adn.com
What do you call a bull moose tangled in Christmas lights and drunk on fermented crab apples, standing glassy-eyed and dizzy in the front yard of a downtown bar?
Buzzwinkle?
But seriously, the juiced moose had certainly seen better days than Tuesday, when he became a bewildered tourist attraction, parked in the courtyard of Bernie’s Bungalow Lounge as shoppers clicked by with their Nordstrom bags.
“He just has this goofy look on his face,” said Rick Sinnott, a Fish and Game biologist who came to check on him and guessed he’d probably eaten too many crab apples from an old tree in Bernie’s yard.
“He’s either drunk or in gastric distress.”

Even before his crab-apple bender, the downtown moose was something of a seasonal celebrity, making the television news after he spent the weekend clumping along the avenues with his big rack, thrilling the holiday shopping throngs.
But Tuesday was a banner day for moose hijinks. It started when he stopped to nibble the trees in Town Square Park, which had recently been strung with expensive LED Christmas lights. They snagged in his antlers, and he seemed roped to a tree for a while, generating numerous calls to Sinnott’s office from passers-by. After some effort, the moose freed himself, but took the light string with him, dragging it through traffic.
Sinnott sees snagged moose all the time — Christmas lights, hammocks, swing sets. Usually the animal will pull itself free, though occasionally, for bad snarls, it will have to be drugged and untangled by biologists. Those tangled moose get tagged.
Buzzwinkle has one such tag, which means he’s a repeat offender.
After Town Square Park, the moose squeezed into the courtyard at Bernie’s, where he settled in a pile of crab apples and eventually assumed a disoriented stance, staring into space, snorting steam. What was on his moose mind? Was he dreaming of chewing spring buds or sleeping in the tall summer grass? Was he filled with crab-appletini regret? Hard to say.
“He’s just been in the same spot since I got here,” said Gina Senior, a bartender at Bernie’s. “He’s not really doing much except standing there.”
You can’t do much for a drunk moose except wait for him to sober up, Sinnott said. And he’s in a pretty good place — among Bernie’s fountains and yard sculptures, behind a hedge, safe from passing traffic.
Even Sinnott couldn’t resist the pull of a bad moose one-liner.
“These country moose can’t always hold their liquor,” he said.

Mickey Rourke Is A Sorry Scooter Driving Drunk

Lou — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:14:12 +0000

Actor Mickey Rourke Arrested In Miami Beach – Police Say He Was Driving Scooter Drunk
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. — Actor Mickey Rourke is in a Miami jail after being arrested for driving under the influence while riding a Vespa scooter erratically in Miami Beach.
Miami Beach police stopped Rourke at 4:11 a.m. on Washington Avenue after he made a U-turn on a red light then drove “weaving from the left lane to the right lane several times and then down the center of the roadway.”
The police officer stated that Rourke got off the 2007 green Vespa scooter after being stopped and stated, “What the (expletive) did I do?”
The officer said Rourke had a strong odor of alcohol on his breath. After failing a field sobriety test, Rourke was arrested on charges of driving under the influence.
“I’m not drunk. I didn’t even drink that much,” Rourke said.
The 53-year-old Rourke, who is listed as self-employed on the police report, has a residence in Miami Beach.
He remains in the Dade County Jail and his bond has been set at $1,000.
[LINK]

Shia LaBeouf Was Probably A Sorry Drunk

Lou — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:25:59 +0000

Who needs to worry about a breathalizer or drunk driving when you have an armada of Robots in Disguise AND Indiana Jones to drive you around?!? What I’m trying to say is that obviously life is hard for LaBuff and who hasn’t thrown a tantrum in a drug store before? Did you know you need a note from your doctor to get to all those wonderful bottles of pills in the back by the pharmacy?
I know, me neither.

From CNN:
CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) — Shia LaBeouf was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing after the “Transformers” star refused to leave a Chicago drug store, police said Sunday.
A security guard told LaBeouf that he needed to leave the Walgreens store because he appeared to be drunk, police said.
When LaBeouf, 21, refused to leave, the security guard detained him and called police at about 2:30 a.m., according to police spokeswoman Laura Kubiak.
After he was arrested, police noted that LaBeouf was “very courteous and polite,” Kubiak said. Police said he posted bond before 7 a.m., but Kubiak did not know the amount.
LaBeouf, of Glendale, California, is scheduled to appear in Cook County court on November 28.
Police did not administer a sobriety test because LaBeouf was not driving a vehicle, Kubiak said.
Publicists for LaBeouf did not immediately return calls for comment.
The actor is set to co-star with Harrison Ford in “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,” due in theaters next year.