Drunks In The News
Patrick Kane is a Sorry Drunk
Jun 11th 2010
Congrats, Chicago. You deserve it, you drunk sons a bitches…
Genius Idea of the Day: Bros Icing Bros
May 27th 2010
So the rules are, if someone presents you with a Smirnoff Ice you must immediately take a knee and chug the entire thing. It’s that simple. Here’s a couple videos for you.
Also, here is a few links on the subject..
[CNN: Don't ice me, bro! When memes meet the marketplace]
[The Awl: Smirnoff Rep Speaks: We're Not Behind 'Bros Icing Bros']
and of course, let’s not forget…
[BrosIcingBros.com]
Major Garrett is a Sorry Drunk
Apr 12th 2010
I’m not a fan of Fox News. That shouldn’t need to be explained. Kind of like I’m not a fan of having my limbs ripped off in slow motion while being forced to listen to Celine Dion. But that being said, I must say I’m now a fan of Major Garrett. And no, that’s not some side character from “I Dream of Jeannie,” he is the White House correspondent for FNC and when he travels Europe and drinks and reports, he twitters about the whole thing. Here’s an example..
There’s more where that came from.. Check out the rest of his excellent drunk tweets over at HuffPo..
[Huffington Post: Major Garrett Is America's Most Heroic Twitterer]
Promoting Under the Influence: 9 Drunk Interviews From the Stars
Apr 5th 2010
Somehow we missed this wonderful article last week, but in the world of drunkery, it’s never too late to repost something. The boys and girls over at Movieline have compiled a great list of celebrities giving some amazing drunken interviews. You should take some time out of your busy schedule and check it out. You won’t regret it.
Check it out HERE!
Canadian Women’s Hockey Team are Sorry Drunks
Feb 26th 2010
The men’s hockey team may have taken a beating from the American’s early on, but the women whooped some Yankee ass and then celebrated like a woman Canadian hockey player should, by drinking and smoking right on center ice. Let’s give it up for our cousins up north shall we?
Click here for an Amazing Slideshow of the celebration.




