-One for Time Gunn saying either “make it work” or “carry on.”
-One for a product placement references.
Example, “send your models to the Tresemee hair salor and use the Macy’s accessory wall.”
-One for everytime someone says “bitch.”
-Two for eveytime a designer is cursing at a sewing machine.
-One for everytime a designer leaves for a smoke break.

And Best Week Ever added these:

-One for everytime a hem is too short.
-One for everytime the models react to their outfit with a pained, starved look.
-Two for everytime Vincent says something worthy of a padded cell.
-Finish your drink if a certain someone is caught cheating and thrown off the show.
-Sigh loudly everytime Tim Gunn does something adorable. (Not technically drinking, but oxygen releases endorphins in the brain, right?)

If a contestant quit their job to try out for Idol.
A shot if the contestant left their kid at home to try out for Idol.
Two shots if the contestant brought their kid with them.
If a contestant sings a song by Christina Aguilera.
If a contestant is wearing a costume.
Each time they bleep out a swear with that little blue Idol logo.
A shot if a guy is wearing a dress.
If Randy says “dude.”
If, while watching Idol, you question the future of our country.
If a contestant sings an original song.
If twins sing together.
A shot if they are eliminated together.
If Paula says a contestant “has a lot of passion/energy/charisma.” But sucks.
If a contestant forgets their words.
If Paula shakes her head in utter amazement at the angel singing before her.
If Paula cracks up laughing in utter amazement at the angel singing before her.
Whenever Simon has his “deer in the headlights” look.
If a contestant is in a shitty local band.
If a contestant’s family members are quoted saying they “think he/she is a really good singer.”
If you ever wonder to yourself: “What the fuck is on that yellow paper they get when the move on.”
If you crack up laughing at a contestant’s performance.
If a contestant sings a song by a former Idol contestant.
If Paula hits Simon.
If a contestant reminds Simon of something. (Example: “You remind me of a wasp.”)
If a contestant was eliminated last year, took the judges’ advice, took voice lessons, practiced for hours everyday, and then got eliminated again.
Your rules:
If a guy is eliminated clearly because he looks and sings like Corey Clark. (Tracey R.)
A shot if a contestant sings a “Paula Abdul” song. (Steve)
If someone calls Randy ‘dog’ when they walk in. (Steve F.)
Five shots if they show a flashback of Paula and Simon either: a.) Getting frisky or b.) Getting angry at each other. (Michael D.) [Ed. Note: Since that happens often, we suggest only doing four shots.]
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