Bottle of great whiskey, Fully-Charged cell phone – The Perfect Combination.
[Gizmodo]

Rex can finally get a bottle of scotch and a USB mouse as well.. Shiiiiiit. Great deal if you ask me. Shitfaced and surfin.. AND it’s retractable. Hehe.
[GIZMODO: Weird Combo of the Day: Retractable USB Mouse with Johnnie Walker Black Label]

Don’t know about you but JC Penney just got a whole lot cooler.. Thanks, Justus. You tell me what you want on your SIGD shirt and I will have it to you before Mel Gibson’s favorite holiday*.
[JC Pennay]
*(Do I mean it literally or ironically? That, dear drunks, is the question.)

I’m gonna go on record that if I ever go to your house and you make me do a fuckin’ puzzle in order to get my life juice, I will rip your soul out through your nostrils and shove it up your cat’s ass and then eat the cat and then when I shit it out, I’ll let the shit harden and then I’ll use the hardened shit to stab your children in the face until they are the opposite of alive. Just sayin.
Other than that, kinda of a neat contraption.
[Gizmodo]

[Deez Teez]

[Deez Teez]

I’m sure it’s no surprise to you, our dear reader, that we here at SIGD like to drink. We like beer, wine, hard stuff, girlie drinks, turpentine, nail polish, and under forced circumstances we’ll even have a Heineken.. But that’s pushing it a bit.
Now besides lovin’ us some booze, we are also lazy as all get out. Laz will sit on the couch with an empty beer for an hour until someone else gets up to go to the kitchen so that he won’t have to move. He has even been known to take an 18 pack to bed so they’re close.
Now, I stash booze all over my room when I blackout, but I think that’s just my subconscience’s way of giving me my own non-christian, much awesomer Easter every couple of weeks. It’s not a problem. It’s an adventure.
Where was I? Oh yeah, lazy. How about cooling your vino, (or Boones Farm) in 60 seconds or having a programmable cooler to mix your freakin’ drinks for you?
[Via Double Viking & Gizmodo, yo]

[Crack Smoking Shirts]

In the world of SorryDrunkdom, especially here in LaLaLand, there are two things that never leave the pocket of your immaculately worn Diesel jeans that are torn in all the right places.. A cell phone and flask. Well kiddies, I guess it comes as no surprise that some enterprising folks out there have melded the two together into this beautiful little gadget. The appropriately named, Cell Phone Flask.
Now, I’ve had the pleasure of using one of these badboys at a White Sox game a few weeks ago on one of my benders in Chicago, and I must say the reception is great. I was a little let down on the battery life, though. After passing it down the row through 8 or so other SD’s, wouldn’t you know it, the damn thing was empty. But you can’t beat gulping down a nice warm shot of Jack and then shouting triumphantly, “Can you hear me now?” Given, you’ll be talking to yourself because it’s not a real phone, but I think you get the idea.

We’ve all been there. You’re 6 deep in a line of drunk girls who can’t seem to figure out how to operate a keg and as you watch them fumble with it, either pumping in more foam than the North Shore or so little pressure that one little red plastic cup takes 30 minutes to fill, you can feel your Natty Ice buzz wearing off with every passing second. Well, let’s all fall to our knees and praise Allah for this bad boy here. Another one of those “Why the hell didn’t I think of that!?!” products like the lawn dart or the morning after pill. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Uber Tap. Not only does this sumbitch have THREE tappers, but the pump is foot operated for even quicker tappage. But I only have 4 words for you…
Three Person Keg Stands.
[Gizmodo]