Just when you thought cold activated, color changing, wide mouth Silver Bullets was it, the wizards of Golden, Colorado have gone and given us another miracle on ice. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Cold Activated Window! It’s opaque and magically turns transparent when the beers are cold. This calls for a beer. It’s after 1, I don’t think my boss would mind. See ya later..
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Coors Light Continues Being Most Magical Beer on Earth
Off To Vegas.. Be Back Next Week
The gang and I are headed off to the desert this weekend for a little fun in the sun and dark casinos. It’s Scrabstar’s bachelor party, so if all goes well, we expect a 93% survival rate from the 15 or so lunatics that are going to be invading the Planet Hollywood, MGM Grand and god knows where else over the next 3 days.
If I’m coherent enough, I will be keeping tabs over my twitter, so if you’re not already a follower, then stop the slacking and get on it.
http://twitter.com/sorryigotdrunk
So, with that, I bid you adieu and may all your slots be loose. If you know what I mean.
As Always, Mahalo,
Lou
Buyers Guide: Gummy Shot Glasses
Seems only natural for the next evolutionary step from Jello shots would be Gummy Shots, but god knows I don’t have the time to learn the alchemy necessary to create that magical sugary goodness, much less fashion it into the shape of our favorite tiny glasses for boozin’. These kids, however, have done just that. Seems pretty sweet to me. I’ll see if I can get them to send us a few and let you know how awesome they really are. Until then, you can check out their site for yourself and happy gummy shootin’!
[Gummy Shot Glasses: The Ultimate Chaser]
Justus’ Drunk Quote of the Day
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
–Henny Youngman
About Those Warrior Dash Pictures…
So, here is a pic or me and my bib. 18025, nice round number. Here is the link for my photos by Brightroom “Professional” Photography. No offense to the nice lady coming out of the water, but that’s not what I look like. I have a much hotter outfit on, and I fill it out.
So, after searching through 7,000 unassigned pictures, (there were over 20,000 total), I managed to find only one pic of me during the race. There I am, next to the girl in the tutu behind the cute brunette jumping over the fire who may or may not be my wife.
20,000 images. 13,000 assigned to numbers that aren’t mine. 7,000 photos that either have the number obstructed or are covered in mud. Totally understand. But how the hell can they take that many pictures and not get one of me?!? You can see from the first shot that my bib number is definitely not covered in mud. I remember even smiling for them a few times and on the above mentioned fire jumping pic, I held back so I could have my own pic and not crowd hers or the tutu’d girl next to me.
So, for the record, on the one shot that even gets close to showing I existed.
I was upstaged by a chick in a tutu. I’m surprised that you don’t have my hair or shoulder in her pic too.
One positive side effect for my searching was I did manage to find some more pics of my friends, so there’s that.
I need a drink.
/rant
99 Taps of Beer in a Day: LA Beer Fest 2010
[Ed Note: This is a repost from BEST OF FEST. Not only has my week completely swallowed my intentions to do a proper writeup on the weekend, but these girls were able to pretty much sum up everything. It's a great read.]
There are times in one’s life that one must grow up, move on, and say, “been there, done that.” Beer festivals, however, are NOT those times. Though I’ve been to a few now and can proudly boast that I actually recognize most of the breweries and even understand what kind of beer it is I’m drinking, I can honestly say that the LA Beer Fest will not be the last of the sort for me as I am in no way ready to give up brew-festing.
For those of you that have never been to a beer festival, I will outline some proper essentials that will help you recognize one when you see it. First, we’ll start with location.
Beer fests must equal happiness, and happiness generally equals sunshine, so therefore, beer fests must be outside to fully succeed. Also, the outdoor setting is key in that there is guaranteed beer spillage and potential effects of overindulgence (you know what we mean). In the case of the LA Beer Festival, the Sony Pictures lot proved to be an excellent venue. Seeing as the whole place is one giant set of a mini city, it felt like you were an extra in a film titled “Drunk People.” Tents lined the “streets,” and though human traffic jams were inevitable, no one cared because they were, of course drunk.
Read the rest of the article over at BEST OF FEST!!
Twitter Contest Update: 5 Free Disposable Flasks to Random New Follower!!
Once we hit 300 followers, I’ll randomly pick a winner from #270 on. (That’s where we were when I started the contest.)*
So go follow us at <a href=”http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk”>http://twitter.com/SorryIGotDrunk</a> and spread the word and if I find out you referred the winner, maybe I’ll even send you a couple flasks of your own! Sweet, Beautiful, Disposable Flasks! 
*At this blistering pace, the contest should be over sometime mid 2012.
/sarcasm
What A Weekend: L.A. Beer Fest & Warrior Dash SoCal
I’m still getting my bearings after the insane weekend of drinking all day Saturday at the L.A. Beer Fest and then Warrior Dashing all day Sunday, while also drinking, of course. Here’s a couple of shots I took. More to come…
Major Garrett is a Sorry Drunk
I’m not a fan of Fox News. That shouldn’t need to be explained. Kind of like I’m not a fan of having my limbs ripped off in slow motion while being forced to listen to Celine Dion. But that being said, I must say I’m now a fan of Major Garrett. And no, that’s not some side character from “I Dream of Jeannie,” he is the White House correspondent for FNC and when he travels Europe and drinks and reports, he twitters about the whole thing. Here’s an example..
There’s more where that came from.. Check out the rest of his excellent drunk tweets over at HuffPo..
[Huffington Post: Major Garrett Is America's Most Heroic Twitterer]
