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Drunk History vol. 6 w/ John C. Reilly & Crispin Glover
May 10th 2010
Watch the amazing story of Nikola Tesla (John C. Reilly); the father of Western Technology, who sailed to America to meet Thomas Edison (Crispin Glover) and work for him. Late one night Duncan Trussell had a six pack of beer and a bottle of absinthe and sat down to tell us about this historical event.
Coors Light Continues Being Most Magical Beer on Earth
May 7th 2010
Just when you thought cold activated, color changing, wide mouth Silver Bullets was it, the wizards of Golden, Colorado have gone and given us another miracle on ice. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Cold Activated Window! It’s opaque and magically turns transparent when the beers are cold. This calls for a beer. It’s after 1, I don’t think my boss would mind. See ya later..
Off To Vegas.. Be Back Next Week
Apr 23rd 2010
The gang and I are headed off to the desert this weekend for a little fun in the sun and dark casinos. It’s Scrabstar’s bachelor party, so if all goes well, we expect a 93% survival rate from the 15 or so lunatics that are going to be invading the Planet Hollywood, MGM Grand and god knows where else over the next 3 days.
If I’m coherent enough, I will be keeping tabs over my twitter, so if you’re not already a follower, then stop the slacking and get on it.
http://twitter.com/sorryigotdrunk
So, with that, I bid you adieu and may all your slots be loose. If you know what I mean.
As Always, Mahalo,
Lou
Buyers Guide: Gummy Shot Glasses
Apr 20th 2010
Seems only natural for the next evolutionary step from Jello shots would be Gummy Shots, but god knows I don’t have the time to learn the alchemy necessary to create that magical sugary goodness, much less fashion it into the shape of our favorite tiny glasses for boozin’. These kids, however, have done just that. Seems pretty sweet to me. I’ll see if I can get them to send us a few and let you know how awesome they really are. Until then, you can check out their site for yourself and happy gummy shootin’!
[Gummy Shot Glasses: The Ultimate Chaser]
Justus’ Drunk Quote of the Day
Apr 19th 2010
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
–Henny Youngman
About Those Warrior Dash Pictures…
Apr 16th 2010
So, here is a pic or me and my bib. 18025, nice round number. Here is the link for my photos by Brightroom “Professional” Photography. No offense to the nice lady coming out of the water, but that’s not what I look like. I have a much hotter outfit on, and I fill it out.
So, after searching through 7,000 unassigned pictures, (there were over 20,000 total), I managed to find only one pic of me during the race. There I am, next to the girl in the tutu behind the cute brunette jumping over the fire who may or may not be my wife.
20,000 images. 13,000 assigned to numbers that aren’t mine. 7,000 photos that either have the number obstructed or are covered in mud. Totally understand. But how the hell can they take that many pictures and not get one of me?!? You can see from the first shot that my bib number is definitely not covered in mud. I remember even smiling for them a few times and on the above mentioned fire jumping pic, I held back so I could have my own pic and not crowd hers or the tutu’d girl next to me.
So, for the record, on the one shot that even gets close to showing I existed.
I was upstaged by a chick in a tutu. I’m surprised that you don’t have my hair or shoulder in her pic too.
One positive side effect for my searching was I did manage to find some more pics of my friends, so there’s that.
I need a drink.
/rant