From our good friends over at GEEKWEEK comes the newest installment of How To, Batman. This time, among other things, we are enlightened on the proper way to chase a shot. Not that I know what this “chasing” is he speaks of. There has never been a shot that I’ve taken that has required me to follow it with anything non-alcoholic. Just plain silly. Enjoy.
Archive for May 2010
Genius Idea of the Day: Bros Icing Bros
So the rules are, if someone presents you with a Smirnoff Ice you must immediately take a knee and chug the entire thing. It’s that simple. Here’s a couple videos for you.
Also, here is a few links on the subject..
[CNN: Don't ice me, bro! When memes meet the marketplace]
[The Awl: Smirnoff Rep Speaks: We're Not Behind 'Bros Icing Bros']
and of course, let’s not forget…
[BrosIcingBros.com]
The Best Restaurant in the World?
No cup for me. I'll take a bowl, please.
Justus’ Drunk Quote of the Day
Have you ever been so drunk you wet the bed? Not even sleeping, just standing over, pissing on it?
–Zach Galifianakis
LOST on Music Choice Channel?
So, there we were, just hanging out with the good old R&B Classics channel on Music Choice and I just happen to glance up from my laptop to see THE NUMBERS on the screen. Then we start paying attention and a few songs later, not right away, (leading to make me think I was just drunk and seeing things, a little Lost-out), and we see a DHARMA logo! Now I know that LOST is everywhere, but they don’t even do advertisements on these channels. Anyone have any others we missed??
Everyone knows The Commodores first hit single was, "108 Minutes Til I Get Your Love"
Unfortunately, we waited another 30 minutes for the numbers to come up again with nothing, but we did find this…
...And we just wanted to post these guys because that white guy is just the grooviest muthafucka EVER! Ohio Players, ya'll!
Justus’ Drunk Quote of the Day
It only takes one drink to get me drunk– I can just never remember if its the eighth or ninth.
–George Burns
Drunk History vol. 6 w/ John C. Reilly & Crispin Glover
Watch the amazing story of Nikola Tesla (John C. Reilly); the father of Western Technology, who sailed to America to meet Thomas Edison (Crispin Glover) and work for him. Late one night Duncan Trussell had a six pack of beer and a bottle of absinthe and sat down to tell us about this historical event.
Coors Light Continues Being Most Magical Beer on Earth
Just when you thought cold activated, color changing, wide mouth Silver Bullets was it, the wizards of Golden, Colorado have gone and given us another miracle on ice. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Cold Activated Window! It’s opaque and magically turns transparent when the beers are cold. This calls for a beer. It’s after 1, I don’t think my boss would mind. See ya later..
Justus’ Drunk Quote of the Day
“By the way you guys, can I just say as a side note, I am loving this can-wine thing, I think it’s brilliant. I mean I’m active, I’m gesturing with my hands, and I don’t feel restricted. If I was holding a wine glass right now I’d be spilling wine all over the god damn place”
–Dennis (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Sweepea’s Drunk Quote o’ the Day
“I should never have switched from scotch to martinis.”
– Humphrey Bogart (widely attributed as his last words)
