Now, I’m Team Coco all the way, but this little homemade Etsy guy here is seriously creepy. Now that being said, for $7 it’s definitely a bargain, even if you have to turn it facing the wall in another room of another house in order to get to sleep. Other than that, I think it’s outstanding.

Full description from Etsy:

A Hand Sculpted 1/12th Scale Miniature Doll

Conan needs a new job ~
I think he makes the perfect leprechaun!

He wears a hand sewn, late night show-type suit,
conservative looking, except that it’s bright green.
His hat and jacket are removable, his arms are slightly bendable.

He stands 6 1/2″ tall, 6 3/4″ (17 cm), with the hat.
His ginger hair is made of imported mohair.

Not intended for children.

I would say not intended for most adults either. Especially if you’ve been drinking.