
Hey Drunks,
Something like 2 months ago a nice gentleman in Michigan had the nuts to blindly send me a huge glass boot to drink my savory happy juice from on the pretense that all I would have to do is write a review and the gift would be mine for all eternity. So, what did I do?
At first, I completely forgot to even drink out of the damn thing.
Weeks went by..
Then, finally, the night came. I was home and half lit already when I remembered, aloud, “I HAVE A GIANT GLASS BOOT I SHOULD BE DRINKING THIS BEER OUT OF!!”
You’ll never guess what I did next.. I filled that damn thing up with beer and drank out of it. I know. Who saw that coming?
Unfortunately, I had no German beer laying around but the Pacifico I did have worked beautifully and another debaucherous evening was completed.
Weeks went by..
So now, wracked with guilt over the shiny glass boot that is still sitting in my kitchen, I am finally getting back to writing this review.
All in all, I can honestly say it was an enjoyable experience. Other than the fact that on the one they sent, the foot on the base of the boot was a tad too small which I know will inevitably lead to my spilling of its precious cargo, I love the damn thing and would totally recommend to anyone who is looking for some new footwear for swilling booze from.
(Although I suppose you could drink juice from it too).
That just gave me a great idea. The biggest baddest Mimosa the world has ever seen!!
Go check out BierBootHaus right now for more beer boot goodness..
Mahalo,
Lou
Lou, great idea…hmmmmm, the biggest fucking Gin and Tonic glass!
Imagine a giant Martini!?!
How many fucking olives would it need do you suppose?