Ideally, the best place to end up in a drunken heap is your bathroom floor. But that requires the type of planning few people are capable of, especially if you’ve just had the worst day of your life. Again! So, to help you erase all conscious memory of that unpleasant test result or the boot on your car, we’ve listed some drinking establishments in our city that offer the right amount of privacy, cheap booze, well-placed vomit receptacles, and public sleeping areas. After a few hours at most of these joints, you should be blissfully oblivious to the world around you. Better yet, most of these bars’ proprietors — who are usually three drinks ahead of their customers — won’t even notice your sprawled body on the floor until they crawl over it the next day.
[Gridskipper]