Jet set, rock and roll drunk of the year, Lazlo coming at cha cha cha. I am currently staring out the window of an amtrack train headed to funsville, and I had a thought. Skynard had it right, “I’m as free as a bird, cause that is all I’ll ever be.” So much of our Puritan culture is based on limiting one’s options. Relationships, family, religon, politics are all ways of closing yourself off to other potential “things.” Things like cutting off work earlier on a friday to get loaded on a train to San Diego to see your boys from SOUND TRIBE SECTOR NINE rock the shit at the House of Blues is not an option when you limit yourself. Fuck that, I will defend my right to rock out with my cock out until I fucking die.
Folks look out the window, life is happening out there.
This is Lazlo saying, Give me Crown Royal, or give me death.