THE GRUDGE 2 – If this shit is half as boring as the first one then it’ll be about as exciting as watching flies fuck.*

9 Drinks to Enjoy

MAN OF THE YEAR – Robin shouldn’t have quit drinking. I still miss his manic, sweaty standup routines from the seventies. Wooo!

7 Drinks to Enjoy

THE MARINE – I’m sure as I type this that Lazlo is already in a theater watching this movie as he has the day off and a huge John Cena poster hanging in his bathroom. You forgot about… THE MARINE. Ha.

7 Drinks to Enjoy
*Blatantly stolen line from Carlin, but it was appropriate, so suck it.