I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it’s OK. I can say whatever I want. It’s a great job to have.
–Rodney Carrington
Archive for October 2006
Drunk Quote Of The Day
Video: Office Rube Goldberg Machine
Now THIS how you fuck around at the office!
LouVision: Method Man LA Show & Las Vegas
How about a little catch up on the past two weeks since I’ve been a big retard slacker and such. These are all thumbs, so click away my droogs..
Laz has more pics of the show that I’ll be posting soon, (including the last pic of me before I blacked out and decided to walk 10 miles home from Sunset, kicking trash cans into the middle of the street, leaving my car and friends at the show forcing them to cab it home, missing the next 2 days of work, fucking up my cell phone, bruising up my legs somehow on the walk, texting everyone in the world with such gems as ‘Uh oh’ and ‘Ur a cunt’.) I love gin.
But now, let’s move on to the important shit.. Last weekend in Vegas at the Hooters Casino and checking out the first Pride FC match in the U.S. with Rex, SO Mac, JBeaux & Loco Ono.
Gotta start the day with a bloody, right? The place where we saw the fight and our view of the ring.
These girls were taking a funny pic so I took one of them. Charlie Sheen’s pic @ Hooters. View of the Hotel from the pool.
Joe got fucked up with us on Sunday and bought us all Jager shots. Lindsay was our server. She was in Playboy.. Girls of the OC issue. My ex-girlfriend was a Hooters girl and the middle girl in this pic used to work with her. She was ridiculously hot. I never slept with her. I tried.
On Sunday, around 8:30, about 30 mins before we were supposed to hit the road, Rex and I went on a hot streak at the blackjack table and instead of cashing out our thousands, we decided to send the rest of the gang away and we’d just hop on a plane later that night. We ended up playing until 1am with the same kids at the table. None of the believed we ran a website called SorryIGotDrunk. Seen here are Robert and his wife Rosie and our beautiful Russian dealer who I fell madly in love with. The middle pic is from when the guy next to us got so wasted, he spilled his beer on all the chips. It was great. Needless to say, all our money was gone by the time we left for the airport.
This is Larry, the boss. He was outstanding. This is me and Gigi. She took care of me all night. Long story short, we missed all the flights and had to go back to the hotel. Thankfully, because we’d been gambling like our cash was infected with herpes, (some of it might of actually been), they gave us a free room. This is the view. Rex had to stop me from going out on the roof. Would’ve been fun, I still think.
The best/scariest mannequin I’ve ever seen. Nipples and scary face. The long hallway to the Terrorist Check-In at Vegas Airport we had to go through because we had one way tickets. We had to walk through some awesome Blade Runner blowey thing to test us for explosives. I got Super-Searched because I forgot about my solid steel bottle opener in my wallet. This is not a game, folks.
After The Jump: Exciting, late night video footage of Vegas Airport, including Rex and I being chased by some sort of Airport Carpet Zamboni!!
Drunk Quote Of The Day
Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
–Omar Khayyam
Video: Backflip Into Pool From 2nd Story Roof
The best part is the inflatable raft sitting on the edge of the pool. Like that would do anything if his stupid little skull smashed against the cement. Excellent jump, tho.
Beer Truck vs. Snack Truck = Awesome
Like something out of a cartoon, right? Two trucks smash into each other, leaving beer and chips all over the highway. The Bruce Highway that is. (Inside Joke).
Up to 30 tonnes of beer and snack food were lost in the crash on the Bruce Highway in central Queensland about 3am (AEST) yesterday.
Nice.
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tHUrsMPDAY Hotties: Sienna Miller
So, I may have done her before, but I’m too drunk and lazy to search my own site to make sure. Either way, this little firecracker deserves to be back up here as an HH anyhow. She’s a lil tramp who doesn’t think mammals were built to me monogamous, (a stance I agree with), she calls it Shittsburg, which as anyone whose ever spent more than 47 seconds there would probably agree with, and she’s half naked pretty much half of the time. Somehow that makes it seem like she’s naked a quarter of the time, but I’m not sure if that’s how it works. Some of these pics are NSFW, so invite your boss over to check them out.
Caption This!
That is about the hottest fucking thing i have ever seen
Posted by: Lazlo
Who didn’t finish their beer?
Posted by: Justus
If you look closely, there’s supposedly some kegs in the photo.
Posted by: Austin
I’m next in line for a keg stand!
Posted by: S.O.Mac
“Going, Going, gone!”
Posted by: Jeff
I don’t know who these 2 hotties are, but they are invited to MY next party
Posted by: Brian
This gives new meaning to the phrase “tap that ass”.
Posted by: Roger
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