THE COVENANT – 4 teens not big enough for the CW are desce3ndants of witches from 1692 or some shit. If that isn’t enough to make you not see this movie, maybe the fact that Renny Harlin directed it will. Even the chicks in it look like 3or4 beer chicks. Pass.
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HOLLYWOODLAND – If you wanna see Ben Affleck as Superman, just click HERE. Nuff Said.
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THE PROTECTOR – Just the same old “Aisan Guy in Australia seeks revenge on The Mafia in order to get back his Stolen Elephants” story. Jesus, Hollywood. Run out of ideas, indeed.
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