THE GUARDIAN – TOP GUN meets THE PERFECT STORM. Meet my ass. (Don’t know who the chick is, but I’m not about to put a pic of Kutch and Kostner up on my site, thank you very much).

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OPEN SEASON – Don’t know anything about this.. Seems there’s a new kids crappy ass CGI bullshit cartoon every weekend now. Shit, this one probably has Martin Lawrence in it or something. No Pixar, No Lou.

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SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS – Oh, how the mighty have fallen.. Todd Phillips leaves BORAT to do this. Great move, dumbass. At least you got that Amish guy from NAPOLEON DYNOMITE. I heard he’s a hot commodity three years ago. Fucktard.

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