
Archive for September 2006
PreView Reviews: Can We Just Get To The Oscar Pics Already?

THE GUARDIAN – TOP GUN meets THE PERFECT STORM. Meet my ass. (Don’t know who the chick is, but I’m not about to put a pic of Kutch and Kostner up on my site, thank you very much).
7 Drinks to Enjoy

OPEN SEASON – Don’t know anything about this.. Seems there’s a new kids crappy ass CGI bullshit cartoon every weekend now. Shit, this one probably has Martin Lawrence in it or something. No Pixar, No Lou.
8 Drinks to Enjoy

SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS – Oh, how the mighty have fallen.. Todd Phillips leaves BORAT to do this. Great move, dumbass. At least you got that Amish guy from NAPOLEON DYNOMITE. I heard he’s a hot commodity three years ago. Fucktard.
9 Drinks to Enjoy
Drunk Quote Of The Day
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
–John Huston
Drunk Quote Of The Day
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
–Epictetus
Paris Hilton Shows Up @ Beerfest
I’d just like to grab her by that Dirndl and… Well, actually, I’d like to pound her face against a cracked beer stein, but that’s besides the point.
More Pics of her Click HERE.


