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BEERFEST – If you think we’re not whole-heartedly endorsing this movie, you’ve probably never been with a Tijuana hooker and you sir can go fuck a duck and leave my site for good. This is our real Snakes on a Plane. Our Chinatown. Our Road House. Just get some cheap ass beer and go see this freakin movie you lazy fuckball snatch.
MPAA Rating: R for pervasive crude and sexual content, language, nudity and substance abuse.
-Nuff Said.
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3 Drinks to Enjoy
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HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS – How? With fucking tequila bitch. Everyone knows that.
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9 Drinks to Enjoy
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IDLEWILD – There was a time when I was excited for this movie. That time was 2004. This is 2006 and I’m just drunk at work and not.
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7 Drinks to Enjoy
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INVINCIBLE – “I can do things! Things you don’t know about!” Like serve warm beer, throw a football and put things in her trunk.
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6 Drinks to Enjoy