Too tired and half lit to give this plump kareoke contest winner a proper write-up, but according to Page Six, Ms. Clarkson was getting all wasted and ripping off her plus size clothes the other night while on stage at some bar with some dude from Yellowcard. It’s really hard for me to care less about this, but i have this whole “… Is A Sorry Drunk” thing that I feel compelled to publish. For you. And you don’t even care, do you? Do you?
[Image stolen from Tyler]