Haley Joel Osment Is A Sorry Drunk

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It’s so hard not to just scream out, “I See Drunk People,” but the more I thought about it, he’s the drunk one here, so it doesn’t really make sense. But since he had a blood alcohol of .016, (Higher the Mel Gibson, but less anti-Jew ranting), maybe “I See Blurry People,” or since he flipped his car over, maybe “I See Upside Down People.” Aw fuck it, I don’t have the energy for this shit.

One comment

  1. JC says:

    The best news was the weed. I wanna know what kinda chronic he was tokin’ cause if it’s the crash-your-car-into-a-mailbox kind, i want some too
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