Haley Joel Osment Is A Sorry Drunk
It’s so hard not to just scream out, “I See Drunk People,” but the more I thought about it, he’s the drunk one here, so it doesn’t really make sense. But since he had a blood alcohol of .016, (Higher the Mel Gibson, but less anti-Jew ranting), maybe “I See Blurry People,” or since he flipped his car over, maybe “I See Upside Down People.” Aw fuck it, I don’t have the energy for this shit.
| Print article | Share | This entry was posted by Lou on August 17, 2006 at 4:32 pm, and is filed under Drunks In The News. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed. |
Comments are closed.
SorryIGotDrunk.com on Facebook
about 3 years ago
The best news was the weed. I wanna know what kinda chronic he was tokin’ cause if it’s the crash-your-car-into-a-mailbox kind, i want some too
http://wampoon.com/