I’ve been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
–W. C. Fields
Archive for August 2006
Drunk Quote Of The Day
Caption This!
Pour one out for my homies
Posted by: Adie
Humpday Hotties: The Old Hot Britney Spears
Ah, remember the good ole days, pre-Fed, when good old BritBrit was the hottest thing under 21? Well, I do and it makes me a little sad everyday. Here’s a few oldies but goodies to get you over the hump.
–Kinda NSFW pics after jump–
Drunk Quote Of The Day
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
–George Burns
Quick Shots: Drunks, Drunks & Tara (A Drunk)
- Jack Daniel’s buys mexican tequila company. Lazlo pencils in trip to TJ. Lou stocks up on penicillin.
- No Shit? Milwaukee is the Drunkest City in America.
- Lazlo’s wife lawyer is still Dopest Attorney in LA.
- Surely, his drinks art the shakenest drinks around.. 90 Year Old Bartender.
- Tara Reid can’t get into Hyde.. D List? Shit, Tara might be in Greek letters by now. Is there a Delta List? Well, there should be.
Paula Abdul Is A Sorry Drunk
Give it a minute for the high tech “point a camera at the TV” tech to figure out the volume and sit back and enjoy the Paula awesomeness.
LouVision: Dave Matthews Band @ The Hollywood Bowl
So, last Friday, I get this email from B-Side, one half of the TVGasm Multinational Celebrity Machine, asking if I’d like to hit DMB on Monday since he had an extra ticket. At first, I thought maybe I’m a little too far gone for Dave anymore. I was into him pretty heavily back in the 90s when I was a teenager and the mere sounds of CRASH could get an insecure little midwest brunette’s panties around her destined to be puffy from too much sausage ankles in no time, but these are different times and I am a different Lou.
