Archive for July 2006
Have A Good Weekend Drunks!
Well, I’m off to go get blasted on Rum and Cokes before going to see MIAMI VICE tonight. Shit, I might even have a Mojito. Mo-Ji-To. Have a stupendously drunken, ridiculously weird and wonderful weekend, kids. If all goes well, be back on Monday..
BTW, I just googled “miami” for a quick pic and this was the first one that came up. Don’t really see Miami, but who am I to argue with the Google Gods? If this is the most appropriate pic for Miami, then dammit, I’m using it. Alright, I’ve rambled on enough.
Love, Peace & Purple Hooters,
Lou
T.G.I.H. – David Hasselhoff Is A Sorry Drunk
Meant to post this yesterday and then earlier today his publicist announced that he wasn’t too drunk to fly, he was just sick. Right. And I hang out at playgrounds because I like the fuckin monkey bars. Either way, it’s Hoff and it’s Friday and this time it was Jen who sent us in the buttery Hoff goodness.
Oh, and Rex fuckin’ hates all the Hoff stuff, so that just means we have to keep em comin kids so that maybe he’ll get off his drunk ass, stop playin Halo (and with himself) and write some more freaking articles. That’s right, I called you out online, yo. And on a Hoff post no less. Now, for the love off Vera Wang’s oversized clit, get to ranting.
[Original TMZ Story - ABC News Rebuttle]
[Thanks, Jen]
Mel Gibson Is A Sorry Drunk Driver
Where’s Your God Now? HA. Actually, this makes him a little more relatable to me. I’m usually drunk driving when I’m in Malibu, too. Not that I condone that sort of thing, but shit, when you run out of GHB, sometimes you have to start drinking.
[CNN]
PreView Reviews: Jan Hammer Lives
MIAMI VICE – If you’re not speeding out of your work today and rushing to the nearest theatre only stopping along the way to pick up a bottle of rum and maybe a bag of cocaine in order to see this masterpiece then I don’t want you returning to the site. Ever. Seriously, go over to fucking Perez or some shit. We don’t want your kind here.
4 Drinks to Enjoy
THE ANT BULLY – I don’t have kids, (that I know about), and this isn’t a Pixar film so it doesn’t get my gin-soaked dollars and therefore shouldn’t be agettin’ yours.
9 Drinks to Enjoy
JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE – With Colin Farrel and Jesse Metcalfe all having flicks this weekend, all you need is Peter Gallagher and you could have an Unconfortably Large Eybrow Triple Feature. Just like my mom used to take me to as a kid. Ah, the good ole days.
7 Drinks to Enjoy (Couple drinks off for the kickass poster though)
Let’s Get Wasted
The Setup:
Cap’n Pat asked Luxus lager if they’d give us hundreds and hundreds of free beers if we filmed ourselves drinking them.
Amazingly they said yes, and duly, hundreds upon hundreds of beers arrived outside Skipper’s boat. So, we set out on a mission to drink the lot of them in one afternoon, on the river.
[Thanks, Sparky]
